Disclaimer: I do not own KnB

Summary: Kuroko with a kitten outfit equals lots of bloody noses.


It was just another normal afternoon in Seiren high school, but there is a pink head girl in the gym room with a bluehead boy. The events that are about to happen makes this so-called-ordinary day into a living nightmare, but only for one person though.

"Please put it on," Momoi asks Kuroko with puppy dog eyes, Kuroko looks at the outfit and then back at Momoi he thinks's for a second. Momoi stares at Kuroko and Kuroko stares back at Momoi they have a stare before Kuroko makes a decision.

"I want you to buy all the vanilla milkshakes I want anytime and any day," A small smile appears on Momoi face and she gives Kuroko the kitten outfit, "I will put this on and after one look I will take this off,"

"Ok Tetsu-kun, make sure you put on everything, " Kuroko nodded and goes off to the changing room.

A few moments later Kuroko came out with the suit on his body that had; black stripes and with the fur being blue, his face had whiskers on both of his cheeks; a small cat-like nose and little small pink paws and to top things off he had the kitten hood on that the ears poking out.

Momoi passed out from a bloody nose.

"Maybe I should take you to the infirmary," Kuroko takes Momoi to the infirmary and as he takes her people were staring at him some fainted from Kuroko cuteness and some started because they thought Kuroko wearing a kitten suit and carrying Momoi is out of the ordinary.

Kuroko did not like this, but he had no choice, his friend had passed out right in front of him he knew it would be wrong if he left her all by herself without any help.

After taking her to the infirmary and making sure she is ok Kuroko left and tried to take off the outfit but then his class started and he could not be late, he had no chance but to go in class with the kitten suit on. When he enter the classroom he didn't expect this.

"Kuroko, you will be seating next to Kagami for a project we will be doing," Kuroko glanced at his teacher and left to his seat. He sat down and he could see Kagami is still asleep the assignment is about to start and Kagami needs to wake up.

"Kagami-kun, wake up I need your help it's an emergency," When Kagami didn't move Kuroko poke him with a pencil on his cheek. The reaction he got is a hit on the head.

"Why the hell did you do that for I-whoa y-your c-cute," Kagami blush at how Kuroko looked he wanted to squeeze him to death putting hugs and kisses around him. "Why think when I could do it right now." Kagami wraps his arms around Kuroko and kisses him everywhere he could on his body.

"Kagami, what do you think you're doing? That is sexual harassment now stop that," Kagami could not move his eyes away from Kuroko, a small blush begins to appear on his pale face, noticing this Kagami had hugged him tighter.

"You're really cute," Kagami moves Kuroko suit a little and he is able to see his neck and he starts to kiss down his jawbone to his neck, he nibbled on his neck which caused Kuroko to moan, Kagami smirked.

Kagami really want's to hear that moan again so he tries to find a sweet spot and when he did Kuroko made that sweet moan he loves so much, Kagami shot his eyes open and he look at the bluehead teen. Kuroko took this chance to tell him to stop.

"Kagami-kun if you keep going then you'll leave hickeys on me," Kagami gazes into Kuroko blue eyes, he couldn't hold it anymore he had to leave the classroom because a growing problem in his 'pants'.

Kuroko is left in the classroom with red marks mostly around his body, Kuroko could listen to his heart beating fast, for some reason, deep inside he wanted Kagami to stay, but then again if he would have continued the teacher would have killed them.

So Kuroko is left in the classroom and still had that same blank face, but with a tint of pink on his cheeks.