I love Kpop. I blame Ghoster.Z. Because she's manipulative and annoying and I love her. I accepted her challenge. It's been over a well over a year, lol. But I'm finally starting on it!

I don't think this is really M, it's more like a strong T…but there was a pretty dirty line here and I didn't want to risk it.

Enjoy!

Abracadabra

"What's her name, Sasuke-kun?" He watched in both horror and awe as she approached him like an angry cat in heat. Her sea-foam eyes burned right through him. She took out the riding crop and smacked his chest, leaving a nasty mark. Gods, he wanted her so much. "I'll show you," She placed a knee between his legs, "I'm the only woman you'll ever need. So don't you fucking forget that." And crushed his lips in a bruising kiss.

Oh!

"No, absolutely not." She quirked an eyebrow, "What?" He crossed his arms, "You are changing, that's final." She pouted cutely, "But Sasuke-kun! I have to wear this, it's the team's uniform!" Did cheerleading outfits really have to be that short? And that tight? And that sexy?

Magic

He was crazy, seriously. Lost his freakin mind, off the bin. He threw pixie sticks at her. Blew glitter into her face. Hell, he bought a whole box full of pop rocks and gave them to her with a note on taped to the top. It's only been, like, a week. "Sakura, I've got a wand in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it. You will take me back and I will be your boyfriend again."

Mr.

Maybe it was just the thrill of the chase that got her blood pumping, or the fact that he was the only boy in the entire school immune to her charms; but hot damn did she want him. The school nerd, the only boy who didn't stutter or bat an eyelash in her direction. She tried way too hard to get his attention, but nothing ever worked. She was on the verge of giving up with one day they accidentally bumped into each other in the empty hallways. Her books fell and they both bent down to pick them up. Their hands touched and his cheeks blushed. She grinned smugly. Looks like this mister wasn't exactly as indifferent as he tried to be.

Lucifer

She wasn't a saint wanting to change the world and do good things. Oh, no. She was a devil in disguise, drunk on power and out to destroy every man on earth named Uchiha Sasuke.

I Go Crazy Because of You

Cursed woman, blasted. Damn her to all levels of hell! He was going crazy here. He threw his head back with a groan and gripped her hair tighter. She glanced up at him with a wicked smirk. The little minx, he was never going to find any release. She let go with a wet pop and licked her lips before diving in again.

I Need A Girl

He didn't know whether to cry with joy or break out into a song when Sakura finally – finally! – accepted a date from him after her two years of I-Hate-You-Uchiha-Sasuke-Stupid-Bastard! (Also dubbed Denial courtesy of Ino) Because had she declined, Sasuke wouldn't probably die a lonely, lonely old virgin man.

Genie

His first wish was a kiss, a long, wet, and heated kiss that involved a lot of tongue and biting. His second wish was a night alone together, with tons of heat and sweat shared between the two. And finally, his third wish was to forever and always be by her side. Even if it meant going back to the village he left behind.

I'm a Loner

She's married to a man that isn't him. She's carrying a child that isn't his. She's living happily ever after, while he's struggling to find his. It took a lot of rain, alcohol, and blood to finally realize his storybook ending was with her all along.

Kiss

"And to think, all this time I seriously thought you were gay." The silver haired jonin chuckled into his book. If there was ever a time Sasuke ever wanted to die, it was right now, after asking his perverted former sensei how to, you know, kissagirl.

Gold star to anyone who knows the artists that sing these songs!