What I Wish my alarm clock said

Get ready for another day of
Pure awesomeness!
There is a chance of rain
And other mishaps
Possibly a boring day at school

Get ready for brain-racking
Problems in Algebra.
Today there will be
Calculators this time

Get ready for a random
Discussion in Debate class.
Maybe even Social Studies.

Get ready to be tired
By mid-day, Kanja,
For you will wish you slept in
By the time third period
Comes around.

Bring a snack.
Even though you just ate lunch,
Half-way through fifth period
You will be hungry again.
And for the rest of the day.

You are so awesome,
Your teachers just love you.
Come on!
Only three more days
Till the weekend and freedom for two.

I know you just want to
Roll over and ignore me.
But that won't happen.
I will just go off again
In five minutes.

GET UP KANJ!
NOW!
*trumpet sounds in ear*

"Olay! I'm up!"