A/N: This story is a co-write between LaMina94 and myself. This is our first fanfic so be gentle please :) but we do want your honest opinion and any ideas or criticism. We apologize for any grammar mistakes haha.
-Alex

Hey guys! Mina here :) As Alex said, criticism is welcome, in fact it's encouraged! I hope you enjoy the story. Oh! Before I forget, this contains future girl on girl and boy on boy pairings. Don't like? Don't read!
-Mina out!

Disclaimer: We don't own Twilight; if we did this would be it. Also, we don't own any of the songs used in this chapter, so yea :)

Chapter 1

*ERR ERR ERR ERR*

Fuck man! Five more minutes! I hit the snooze button and lay my head back down. I really don't wanna go to school today. I can't believe it's Monday already.

"Honey, it's six, you have to wake up and get ready for school. You don't want to mess up your perfect attendance do you?" Just great, fucking great! My loud obnoxious mother, ugh! Why does she have to remind me to wake up?

"Five more minutes, Mom, please?"

*BANG BANG BANG*

"Five more minutes my ass! You know God damn well five of your minutes is an hour in real life, so no, get up now Bella!" She said banging on my door. Ugh damn bitch, don't get your panties in a bunch.

"Fine, Mom I'm getting up, happy?" Shit, she's right though, I have to get up now because knowing Alex, he's not going to be up for another 30 minutes and he takes forever in the damn shower like always. I wonder what he does in there... Ugh, gross mental pictures! Eww ugh fuck shit nasty!

I grab my cell and look at the time really quick before dialing his number and waiting for him to answer.

"Whatthefuckdoyouwant?" he slurred out. What did I tell you? His punk ass is still sleeping!

"Alex, are you still sleeping?"

"Uh um no I'm up."

"Don't try that shit with me, I can hear how groggy your voice is. You think I'm fucking stupid?"

"Um, well, hmm good question."

"Hold the fuck..."

"LISTEN HERE ANUS, before you start yelling at me, remember who drives you."

"Whatever Alex, if I'm late to Ms. Weaver's class I'm gonna get detention."

"Oh shut up, Bella! We're not gonna be late. Just let me take a shower and then we can go."

"Bitch, do you know what time it is? It's already six o' clock and you know you take forever in the shower. What the hell do you do in there anyways? Wait... Don't even answer that bro, I don't wanna know..."

"Well, ya know, sometimes I like to..."

"Urgh no! Shut the fuck up! I said I didn't wanna know! Gross bro, that's just gross! Anyways, I was just calling to wake you up."

"I'm awake now, thanks."

"Haha, no prob, but hey..."

*CLICK*

Son of a bitch, he hung up on me. Damn, he's my best friend and all but he could be a little too much sometimes, considering the fact that I hold his biggest secret...

"Hmm, what should I wear today..." I muttered to myself walking to my closet. After finally grabbing a pair of skinny jeans and my favorite band tee, I walked to the bathroom to take a shower. When I got out, I started blow drying my hair. I decided to change it up a bit and put black eye liner on and red-orange eye shadow on to compliment my hair- I just got red-highlights- and shirt.

I can hear my mom making breakfast downstairs-or should I say a mess. She doesn't cook very well and just leaves everything messy. So like always, when she attempts to make breakfast, I make a run for it to Alex's house and make food for him while he gets ready.

"Hey mom I'm leaving to Alex's now"

"But honey I'm making breakfast" she sighed.

"Yeah mom but I have to hurry up and get to Alex's, we're running late and you know how long he takes." Great fucking excuse, damn I'm a genius.

"Okay, but you owe me. Be safe honey!" I heard her call out as I closed the door behind me. Sheesh, that woman! I'm pretty sure I can walk down the street safely. I know I'm clumsy but, damn...

As I was walking up to Alex's house, I saw Mr. Perez walking to his car.

"Hey Mr. Perez" I said as I walked up the driveway.

"Hello Bella, and I told you, call me David. Mr. Perez makes me feel old." He said smiling playfully.

I wish my mom was as laid-back as Alex's dad. She's too overprotective and on my case all the time.

"Oh, look at the time, I gotta run. Go inside and tell Alex to hurry or you'll be late too." David said looking down at his watch and pulling out of the driveway without giving me a chance to reply. So I opened the front door letting myself in.

"Aaaahhhhhhh!"

As I walked towards the kitchen I saw Alex run across the hall in his boxers screaming like a little girl. I swear that boy will be the death of me.

"Hi to you too, Alex, now hurry up and get ready while I cook!" Alex then ran up to me, hugged me and ran off to the shower to get ready.

I started making pancakes as I heard Alex blasting Paramore in the bathroom. After I finished cooking I set the table and put a glass of orange juice for Alex and some hot chocolate for me.

I sat down and waited for Alex to finish in the shower when an idea hit me. I decided that I would play a trick on him for hanging up on me earlier. I took a huge bucket of ice cold water and slowly crept to the bathroom, knowing that he would hear me coming if I walked normally.

Before Alex even had the chance to realize I was in the bathroom with him, I quickly opened the shower curtains and threw the water on him. All that was heard around the house was what sounded like a little girl yelling as I fell to the floor laughing.

"FREAKING ANUS! That shit is cold, Bella!" he screeched out.

"Hurry up Alex! Breakfast is getting cold!" I said laughing as I walked out. Walking back into the kitchen I heard "Where the Lines Overlap" start playing and sang along.

"Give me attention

I need it now

Too much distance

To measure it out, out loud

Tracing patterns across a personal map

And making pictures where the lines overlap

Where the lines over..."

*SMACK*

"Son of a cock sucking whore!" I yelled when Alex smacked my butt.

"Haha! Payback's a bitch ain't it, Bella?"

"Dammit, Alex! That's gonna leave a bruise! I'm not even gonna be able to sit!" I said rubbing the soar area and walking to the table.

By the time I finished eating, Alex already had gotten up to wash dishes and get his book bag ready. I ran into his room before he finished packing and got his auxiliary cable so we could listen to my iPod in the car instead of the new crappy music the radio plays and repeats 24/7.

"Hey Bella," I heard Alex yelling from downstairs.

"Yeah?" I replied questioningly

"I'm picking the music on the way to school today, it's my turn remember?" I could hear the smirk behind each word.

"Fine" I replied knowing I had no other choice since we took turns picking the music. Luckily we have the same favorite band and taste in music so I'm not too upset about it.

When we got in the car, he snatched my iPod out of my hand and plugged it into the radio. After looking through the songs for a minute, he decided to put on one of the funniest songs ever called "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches. We sang along to song blasted with the windows down. People in cars passing by all looked at us like we were crazy.

"Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me,

Callin me, all the time like blondie

Check out my chrissy behind

It's fine all of the time

Like sex on the beaches,

What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?"

I couldn't continue any more, it was too funny seeing all the faces we were getting.Pretty soon we were pulling into the school parking lot looking for space. We had plenty of time left before the bell rang but almost every student was already here, leaving us a single space all the way in the back of the parking lot.

Alex parked the car and we got out and started walking towards the main building. We talked for about five minutes before the first bell rang, signaling that school was going to start. I gave Alex a hug and we parted ways heading to our first class. The class was half full when I walked in and everyone was talking about the new kids that were supposed to start today, both seniors like Alex and I.

The final bell rang just as a tall, muscular boy with short curly, brown hair walked in. He handed Ms. Weaver a paper which she signed and then pointed to the empty seat next to me. He walked over to my table-or should I say our table- and sat down. I turned towards him and extended my hand to him and his enormous hand dwarfed my own.

"Hi, I'm Bella. Bella Swan" I introduced myself smiling. He returned the gesture with a big, goofy grin of his own, showing off his dimples which looked out of place on his face.

"Nice to meet you, Bella. I'm Emmett. Emmett Brandon."