Sarah turned up the music that was blaring from her CD player. Every since she had pissed off that stupid little girl scout two weeks ago, Jareth had been around every hour of every day. Not that she didn't like it, but…
Sighing, she schflupped onto her loveseat and began counting the cracks in her carpet. Again. Bored out of her mind. Then, her muse struck her, nearly giving her a bloody nose. And it gave her the most evil idea ever.
With a playfully devious gleam in her eye, she belly-flopped off her loveseat- causing the floor to cry- and shouted,
"HOGGLE!" Having done that, and fairly sure he'd come, she went and gathered the things she needed…..
TWO HOURS LATER…
Sarah schkleemped back into her living room and saw Hoggle waiting. Smirking evilly, she nodded to him and went to get her favorite- you guessed it! No-longer-slightly-dented, handy-dandy, rusty-trusty, failed-her-once-before-but-never-will-again frying pan! Then, skipping back in, she schlfinmed up to him.
"Hoggle, my friend!" she crowed, looking completely evil- so much so that her frying pan began trembling. Seeing this, Hoggle watched Sarah warily. He wasn't sure what she was planning, but he had a feeling it was bad….
Seeing his look, she cackled maniacally and called for all of Jareth's subjects. The plan was about to begin!
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After whispering her instructions to the hundred or so goblins for over an hour, Sarah finally straightened and watched as they all nodded. It was time!
Walking innocently to her living room, she saw, to her utter delight, that Jareth was on her couch. Smirking, she pulled out her bucket of ice water and threw it all over him, making him shout and fall off the couch onto her already abused floor.
Flinging her beloved frying-pan-that-has-one-hell-of-a-name around, she shouted,
"BYE JARETH! I'M OUTTA HERE!" and walked out her front door, then using a invisibility spell to get back in, she settled by her lovely rose vase by the window to watch the show.
Jareth used magic to dry and warm himself and went back to sleep. Just as she'd planned. Nodding to the goblins, who could see her still, they began to blow their bugles. Together, they began….
"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS.
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON, MY FRIENDS!
SOMEONE STARTED SINGING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE
SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE…"
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Jareth cried. He pounded the walls, who had the floors attack him back. Landing in an ungraceful heap, he clawed at his still-black-streaked hair.
"MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOPPP!" he screamed. For a week now, he had been hearing it wherever he went. In his sleep, his study, EVERYWHERE.
Sarah smirked as she watched his meltdown. She went to "help" him.
Helping him up, she led him to the loveseat and sat down next to him.
"Jareth?" she asked innocently. He looked at her, suspicious. Quickly, she had him tied up. Blowing her bugle, she joined in the Goblin chorus….
"THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON, MY FRIENDS!
SOMEONE STARTED SINGING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!…."
Jareth let out an agonized moan. Sarah smirked as she continued singing. Everything went according to plan.