LIFE AND DEATH
A novel by Jerry Jackson
Author's note:
This is a novelisation of Jerry Jackson - Life & Death, a Jerry Jackson episode made in January 2011. I have decided to make a novel out of it, and I have added some extra chapters that weren't in the video, just because it would be interesting to extend it from there.
CHAPTER I
Jerry's new friend
"Oh baby, you are the one of my heart. I have a passion what is deep like the rivers of the mountain for you." said Jerry to his girlfriend in the middle of a field.
"I don't want to be your girlfriend anymore!" said Jerry's girlfriend, as she walked away.
This is my novel about Life and Death and the feelings what you have inbetween it.
It was a dark night. The only light on the street was a mere lampost. Suddenly, a figure stepped out of the shadows. He had dark black hair and wore red glasses. He wore a plain jumper over his pale white skin.
"My name is Stevan..." he uttered "I am Jerry's new friend."
Jerry walked slowly down the street. "Oh no! Stevan is really, really, really, really clever!" he said as he looked at Stevan "He is in fact so clever that he has problems with depression because he thinks too deeply about the things." Stevan stared blankly ahead in front of him, looking directly at the other side of the road.
"Stevan has been thinking recently that we should get a new collection of memories, because the ones we have are crap." said Jerry as he looked at the moon.
Jerry and Stevan stood in a room with a large box of feces. The words "momery lane" were scrawled across the box.
"Jerry, all our memories are crap, and the world is crap, and the only way to go is OUT WITH A BANG, if you know what I mean." declared Stevan as he paced across the floor, staring directly ahead.
"I...I..I think there is a thing what you...he is saying," stuttered Jerry, "but he is not being very clear about it and I am a little bit confused."
"It is okay, Jerry." said Stevan as he patted Jerry on the back "You will not be confused for much longer. I will make sure of it."
"See what I told you?" said Jerry "He is a really good friend and he is always willing to help me out."