Title: The Difference
Author: omfg_yaoi_squee
Prompt: hot pink nail polish
Pairing: none
Word Count: 138
Rating/Warning: G.
Summary: Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital was like hot pink nail polish.
Beta: none
Disclaimer: I don't own House, MD. That privilege belongs to David Shore.
A/N: Written for house_of_fanfic on livejournal
Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital was like hot pink nail polish.
Not, of course, in the sense that it was a hot pink quick-drying lacquer used on fingernails, but rather, because it was different. Unconventional, let's say.
Some hospitals were like a French manicure in that they were banal and boring in an everybody-does-it sort of way. All the doctors wore their lab coats, no misbehaviour, no one being caught making out in broom closets, no strange cases, nothing except, in a word, boring.
PPTH was exactly the opposite.
A drug addicted, misanthropic son-of-a-bitch diagnostician roamed the halls without a lab coat, catching his fellows making out in broom closets and having them assist him with a strange case by doing something that might or might not land them in jail.
Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital was like hot pink nail polish.