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Chapter One: Lily Evans

Lily Evans picked up the parchment and turned it around carefully. What's this? she thought flipping the parchment over once more. She waited for a little while before stating her name and gasped as writing began to appear on the parchment.

Her eyes widened at the words written, she had heard those names before. Lily went through the portrait hole to the Gryffindor common room and spotted the four boys she was looking for.

"What is the meaning of this?!" she shrieked at the boys, throwing the parchment onto the table in front of them.

They all simultaneously scanned the parchment but their reactions were all different. Sirius Black took one more look at the parchment before glancing towards Remus Lupin, whose mouth was now hanging open in shock, and burst out laughing. James Potter looked quite shocked at first but couldn't help but laugh too and Peter Pettigrew had begun laughing just after Sirius.

"Well?" asked Lily impatiently "which one of you is which?"

Sirius was the one who spoke although his voice was weak from laughter "I'm Padfoot-"

"Figures" muttered Lily, re-reading what 'Mr Padfoot' had written.

"Peter is Wormtail and James is Prongs" he finished, now looking smug while Remus looked quite embarrassed.

"Well that makes sense, but wait... that leaves..." her eyes widened as she looked at Remus "you're Moony?"

"I'm so sorry Lily" his face was buried in his hands.

Lily sighed "it's ok, I just didn't think that was something you would write. But I guess it's always the quiet ones..." she trailed off playfully.

"Oh yes, and what a wolf he is in bed" added Sirius winking.

Remus rolled his eyes and added at Lily's uneasy look "he's joking"

"Oh thank God. But just for safety, I'm going to go over there and I'm not going to ask what the hell that parchment was.." she shook her head, leaving the four Marauders to themselves.

"I can't believe she didn't yell at you guys" said Peter.

"Well with Padfoot it's more than expected" started James "and Remus is her friend-"

"That was genius by the way Moony" added Sirius grinning.

"Don't remind me..." muttered Remus "but why she didn't yell at you Prongs, I'll never know"

"Maybe she's falling in love..." teased Sirius.

"Oh shut up Padfoot" said James.

Sirius picked the parchment up again, re-reading it.

Mr Prongs would like to voice his absolute incredulousness that any creature this beautiful could ever walk this earth and was wondering if Ms Lily Evans would ever consider going out with him... please?

Mr Padfoot would also like to voice his absolute incredulousness that anyone could ever be more pathetic than Mr Prongs and thinks that Ms Lily Evans has the one of the nicest racks he has seen in a while...

Mr Wormtail agrees with Mr Padfoot about Mr Prongs but will say no more on account of being afraid of invoking Ms Lily Evans' wrath

Mr Moony bids Ms Lily Evans adieu but not before stating that he too agrees with Mr Padfoot but wants to add that she has an incredibly nice ass to match and if she were a piece of homework he would be doing her on the table right now, and he definitely likes homework...

"Genius Moony, I didn't know you had it in you..."

"Shut up. You know I don't feel that way about Lily"

"You better not..." said James menacingly yet mockingly.

Remus sighed.

Sirius mock gasped "did you see that James! He didn't deny!"

James played along "NOOOO! PADFOOT, WE MUST ATTACK! AND STEAL HIS CHOCOLATE!"

"NOT THE CHOCOLATE!" he noticed the looks on their faces "oh crap" were the last words out of the werewolf's mouth before being tackled to the floor and continuing to have an extremely hilarious pillow fight with the two of them.

Next: Bellatrix Black

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