AN: Well this is just something I thought of the other day. It is a chapter story but Still Fighting It is still my first priority... this more for when I have writers block (which is currently happening!) I'll update still fighting it soon enough... I'm just at the weird stage where I can end it or I can carry on and have 20 more chapters... can't decide!

Anyway back to this, if any of you have any ideas that you'd like me to write into the story let me know!

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Chapter 1: The Thief of a Fellyfone

"Smith," Sirius asked expectantly

Kay twirled her blonde hair and carried on jotting down something. Sirius tried again, "Smith?"

Kay ignored him and turned to speak to Lily Evans. Sirius was now frustrated, "SMITH!"

Kay looked up, her blue eyes glinting, "WHAT?" she screamed just as loudly as Sirius had.

Sirius shook his head pitifully, "ARE YOU DEAF?" he screamed

Katy glanced at him scornfully and said, "No, but you sure don't get it when someone is ignoring you."

Sirius looked appalled, "Ignore? Me? Why would anyone do such a thing?"

"Because you suck?" Kay stated bluntly

Sirius grinned, "Funny one Smith! Anyway, I don't have all day to chitchat. I was wondering if you and Lily would help me."

Lily looked up from her essay and spoke for the first time, "What do you want help with?" she asked suspiciously

"Oh nothing like that, don't worry," he said, "I just need help with some muggle terminology."

Lily let out a sigh of relief, "Yeah sure, what do you want to know?"

"What's a fellyfone?" Sirius asked shyly.

Lily and Kay erupted into peals of laughter, "A felly- fellyfone?" Kay asked, tears pouring down her face.

Sirius sighed, "Really Smith, must you be so juvenile? Yes a fellyfone. Annie Carpenter's a muggleborn and she told me to call her on the fellyfone."

Lily and Kay carried on laughing while Sirius grew quite upset, "Can you two please calm down? I don't appreciate you laughing at my expense."

"I'm sorry," Lily said sheepishly. "Wait don't you do muggle studies?"

"Come now Lily, I only take it so I can throw spitballs at Snivellus."

"Snape," corrected Lily.

"Oh whatever, he's a prat either way. So will you teach me how to use a fellyfone…?" he asked pleadingly.

Lily turned to look at Kay who shrugged, "Might as well. He won't leave you alone till you do."

"Damn right I won't!" he said proudly

Lily smiled and said, "Alright, I'll teach you about a… fellyfone!" she and Kay burst into peals of laughter again.

Sirius did not look amused, "Would somebody care to enlighten me as to why you are laughing like a fellyfone that's ringing off the hook?"

This just sent Lily and Kay into more hysterics. Sirius sat and waited patiently for them to shut up.

"Well you see Sirius… there's no such thing as a fellyfone, not yet anyway," Lily said with a giggle.

Sirius gazed at the two girls with a bemused expression, "But," he paused and thought for a second, "Annie said 'Sirius, call me on the fellyfone' and she gave me this piece of paper with all these numbers." He pulled out a scrap of paper and showed it to Lily and Kay.

Kay pursed her lips in an attempt to stop giggling and said, "Telephone! It's a telephone!"

Sirius scratched his chin, "Oh… So is that why you were laughing like a bunch of gnomes?"

Lily tilted her head, "Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't gnomes, well unfriendly?"

Sirius replied, "Well most of them are but not after they've been charmed by me!"

"As in magic charmed?" Lily asked

"No of course not silly, with my large amount of charisma"

Kay snorted, "Charisma my foot"

"Oh don't you pretend you haven't felt it Smith!"

"I have Black my dear… your lack of charisma that is"

Sirius turned to Lily, "Well since your friend is being impossible, will you teach me how to use a felly- telephone?"

Kay interrupted, "If we do, will you leave us alone?"

"Deal," Sirius and Kay shook hands.

"Right well a telephone…"

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"I don't understand! Why are there so many buttons? Muggles love making life difficult," he said as he fingered the buttons absently

Lily, Kay and Sirius were sitting at The Three Broomsticks in Hogsmead. Lily had managed to get hold of a telephone so that she and Kay could help Sirius. It wasn't working. So far, they had established nothing. Sirius still didn't understand how anything worked but had concluded that muggles used elasticity to speak to each other.

"Okay so what happens is that I put this round thing to my ear?" he held up the receiver as Lily and Kay nodded.

"Then I dial the number?" they nodded again

He held the receiver to his ear and waited cautiously. There was a ring ring… "Hello, Hastings household. How may I help you?"

Sirius yelped and shut down the phone, "How did that happen?"

"Well the signal went from your phone to hers so that you could hear her," replied Lily patiently.

"With elasticity?"

"Electricity"

"No Lily, that's wrong! It has to be elasticity."

"Uh, pray and tell why"

"Because, elasticity is stretchy right?"

"I, well, uh, yeah it is"

"So therefore what happens is this: the elasticity current travels along the wire and it encloses it self around your voice. Then it steals it and brings it back to the other person."

Lily and Kay stared at him; mouths wide open. Sirius continued, "But wait, therefore you're stealing from someone! That thief of a fellyfone! Lily, I thought you were always such a good girl. I mean Smith I would have expected this of but never you! Hold on, that means that Annie Carpenter wants to steal my voice. How dare she!"

"Sirius, you're not stealing anything!" Lily said, still trying to unravel Sirius' strange logic.

"Lily, don't try to deny your wrongdoings. I hope you will reconsider and stop stealing and join the straight and righteous path. Well my phone days are over, see you two at the castle."

With that, Sirius departed towards Hogwarts and left behind two very baffled girls.

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AN: Well I hope you enjoyed that! Tell me what you think :)