** As you all know, I don't own LotR but I do own all of Corky except for his stomach. Don't ask why. Please R/R. **
Corky the Quark Eating Dragon
This story starts out in the Hobbit where you would Smaug the dragon. Smaug had a son that he named Corky because all Corky would do was eat quarks and say "corky." Well, Smaug didn't want to raise a little dragon so he stuffed the thing inside a firework shaped like a dragon's tail. Then Smaug did something drastic...something big...
***Lots of years later***
Frodo was sitting in the grass one day admiring the golden ring that he 'borrowed' from Bilbo. He heard a car radio that sounded kind of like Gandalf's car radio so he started to run in the general direction of the sound. Being the hobbit that he was he ran the wrong way and all of a sudden something fell out of the sky and smacked that dumb little hobbit so hard that it gave him amnesia and he was never to be seen again. *halleluiah*
Gandalf was speeding along in his convertible Corvette (running over a few hobbits that just happened to be crossing the road) with his radio so loud that everyone in Hobbiton could hear it. He skidded to a stop when he saw something floating in some nearby trees. It looked like a dragon tail shaped firework. "Ah, this will do good for Bilbo's party. I wonder who's it is? Oh well, who cares, it's mine now! But it does look like a dragon will just pop out of it any second and eat whoever it sees first! Huh, just another way to get rid of those nasty mean hobbits that annoy me everywhere I go." So he started speeding off in his car, listening to a Linkin Park CD with the volume on full blast. He never even noticed that there was a golden ring just lying in the ground...
***In Hobbiton***
"Hi Gandalf! It's good to see you back. Looks like you got a new car.", said a little hobbit named Pippin Took. "What's that you've got there? Is that a real dragon tail?"
"No! It's a firework that I'm going to use at Bilbo's party. Now go away and don't ask anymore questions or I'll make you swim across a river! If I ever see you again I'll aim this firework at you! GO AWAY AND STOP STARING AT ME!!"
Pippin ran off screaming and yelling his head off. He was absolutely terrified. He ran into some trees and stumbled over a tree root. He looked up and there, right in front of him was the Ring (and a cluster of mushrooms).
"That's better. Now where should I put this?", said Gandalf while looking for a place to put the firework. Little did he know that the hobbit he scared off was stuffing his face with mushrooms and admiring the ring thinking of all the possibilities he had with it.
** It might be a little short, but it's my first story so maybe you could give me some ideas or some tips. And remember to review!! **