Demyx, the real Demyx, stood there with a horrified look spread across his face. What the hell was this? There, before his own eyes was someone how looked exactly like him. Sitar and all. But… he acted like a total dumbass! Not that Demyx was saying he himself was totally mature and didn't fool around but this was just… sad. He sighed, running his fingers through his light brown hair. He hated this person… this… Fanfic Demyx. No, he didn't even deserve to be called 'Demyx'. He was Demix… Demyx was Demyx…!
Demix, the Fanfic Demyx, currently was snooping around. Giggling like a little girl he pulled out a pair of Xigbar's underwear. "Loook, Roxas! I found a pair of frilly undies in Xiggy's room! You think he actually wears these? He has to!" Another round of childish giggles left 'Demix's' lips. Though he jumped with Axel popped up, laughing sheepishly, "Hey, Ax!" His cheeks were a rosy pink, rubbing the back of his head. "H-how are you…?"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait! No, I don't blush! We can't blush. We're all Nobodies, remember? No hearts. No pulse. That means, no blushing! And what the hell! I don't act like that! All I do that would render me 'childish' is not want to fight, and I play my sitar. That is it. In Kingdom Hearts 2, the only reason why I ran away from that fire-headed freak was seriously, who in the right mind would want to fight him? I sure as hell didn't! And what's with this fandom about me being gay with Axel, Roxas, or Zexion? If I do say so myself, I'm not gay! I'm not saying I'm against homosexuality but seriously!"
"Aw, you're just bein' mean." Demix said as he put a hand on his hip, "You need to lighten up, Mr. Grumpy!" He clapped his hands, "I know! We can all listen to me play my sitar!" He said brightly as he took his Sitar from his back. But before he could play was punched in the face. "Ooow! What was that for, meany!"
Demyx's eye twitched. "For one, I don't carry my freakin' sitar on my back. I do this," He said as he extended his hand and watched as his real sitar formed in his hand. "And another, I should punch you again! You're totally out of character, and it's pissing me off. Why don't you try going through the actual video games then try to portray me. At least pay attention to mine and Sora's fight in Kingdom Hearts 2! You'll see that right before we do fight I get serious! Or at least play Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days! Sure, I don't play a huge role in it but at least it shows you I'm not all twitchy, paranoid, and a total bitch like all these people make me out to be!" Demyx said, glaring harshly at his Fanfic self before turning, and walking from the room.
Damn fans… not knowing how he actually acts.