Pierre Bouvier, extremely sexy, not to mention talented, was the lead singer of the awesome band they call Simple Plan. To add to his sexiness, Pierre also speaks French (well, of course he does, him and the rest of his band come from Montreal), which makes mere Americans melt.

Pierre was a big fan of Good Charlotte (home to another extremely attractive lead singer, Joel Madden), and quite frequently posted on their message board at . He also enjoyed posting on Simple Plan message board, pretending to be a poser, saying he hated Simple Plan, that they were horrible and not talented (of course, being the oh-so-humble person he was, he knew otherwise) they were.

Another hobby of Pierre's was anonymously posting his AIM screen name (PBfReAk0509) on message boards. Then, when random people instant messaged him and asked him who he was, he would say Pierre Bouvier. Of course they didn't believe him, and when he proved it with his webcam, he could the shrieks from 2000 miles away.

So, when someone instant messaged him at about 1 AM, it is no surprise to this god-like male.

SPfansince02: hi
PBfReAk0509: hi
PBfReAk0509: who are you and how did you get my sn?

Well, it was obvious that she was another rabid fan. Okay, then again, maybe this person actually liked Simple Plan's MUSIC, instead of their gorgeous faces.

PBfReAk0509: just wonderin
SPfansince02: u posted it on the GC msg board
SPfansince02: im bored out of my mind and theres nothing 2 do at 1 AM, so I figured id talk 2 u

If there was a way to waste time that was better than chatting with random people on AIM, Pierre didn't know it.

PBfReAk0509: o
PBfReAk0509: cool
SPfansince02: where r u from?
PBfReAk0509: Montreal
PBfReAk0509: (Canada)
PBfReAk0509: u?
SPfansince02: Tucson, Arizona

Arizona was a desert land. Deserts were hot. And everyone knows that hot girls live in hot places. Pierre licked his lips.

SPfansince02: um
SPfansince02: wat kind of music do u like? other than obviously gc, I mean
PBfReAk0509: the used, green day, stuff like that
PBfReAk0509: u?
SPfansince02: same, green day rocks, plus I love blink 182 and simple plan
PBfReAk0509: yeah sp's cool

This, of course, was Pierre's favorite part of instant messaging people- telling them he liked Simple Plan, too.

SPfansince02: yeah lol
PBfReAk0509: um wat do u wanna talk about?
SPfansince02: ummmmmmmm idk
SPfansince02: u?
PBfReAk0509: ummmmmmmm lemme see
PBfReAk0509: how did u make ur sn?
PBfReAk0509: w8 lemme guess
PBfReAk0509: simple plan fan since 2002?
SPfansince02: yeah no shit, lol, wat else
SPfansince02: now I get 2 guess wat urs is
SPfansince02: ummmmmm lemme think...
SPfansince02: o i know, peanut butter freak, and ur bday is may 9th?
PBfReAk0509: howd u guess?
SPfansince02: my bday is may 9th too
SPfansince02: plus pierre's (from SP) bday is may 9th
SPfansince02: i love pierre

Who wouldn't love Pierre?

PBfReAk0509: ok then
Auto response from SPfansince02: brb

Apparently, this person, whoever they are, would rather be away from their computer than not talk to THE Pierre Bouvier- astonishing! Pierre did keep in mind, however, that this person didn't know who he was- not yet, anyway.

SPfansince02: sry bout that
SPfansince02: i had 2 pee, lolz
PBfReAk0509: didn't need 2 no that
SPfansince02: wats ur real name? If u don't mind me askin
PBfReAk0509: sry I don't like 2 say it online but I swear im not a rapist
SPfansince02: ok
SPfansince02: my names Kayla
SPfansince02: I g2g
SPfansince02: I need 2 sleep tonite cuz im gonna go in the studio tom and record a little

Girls in bands were cool, very cool, and generally very attracted to Pierre

PBfReAk0509: wait a sec ur in a band?
SPfansince02: no I sing tho
SPfansince02: my friend has a studio in her house so im gonna go their tom and start recording a demo to send to a bunch of record companies
PBfReAk0509: cool
PBfReAk0509:im in a band 2
PBfReAk0509: hey wen u have it all recorded do u think I could listen?
SPfansince02: I don't see why u want 2, I suck
SPfansince02: but I guess if u really want to u can
PBfReAk0509: cool
SPfansince02: I really g2g now
PBfReAk0509: ok bye
SPfansince02: bye
SPfansince02 has signed off.

Pierre stood up from his computer and stretched his arms and back. It was nice, for once, to talk to someone that would maybe end up liking him for his personality. He knew that those were the only relationships that ever really lasted.

Sure, Kayla would probably freak out when she found out the person she was instant messaging was Pierre Bouvier, but maybe she would get over the celebrity shock. Maybe, by the time Kayla knew who Pierre was, she would be close enough to him, and not care that he was a celebrity.

Maybe.