**I'm not good at writing stories; I've read all the AOD stories so far,
which I love. You guys should be writers. Anyways, so, uh, I just decided
to write a humorous story instead of an exciting full of action one. I hope
you like it. I tried to do the character's personalities how I kind of
imagine them, yeah.**
*Disclaimer: I'm so cheap I don't even own a brain. ;) *
Lara was sleeping peacefully in her huge mansion (her butler, Winston was also asleep in his own room), while Kurtis was carefully and quietly breaking in downstairs. He wanted his Chirugai back. Sure, he could probably ask for it back, but he'd rather do it this way.
Silently, he stepped inside and checked his surroundings. Well, there was a counter and a huge white door (it's the freezer!) to his right. *Must be the kitchen. . Duh* He shook his head continuing on into the next room. There was a dining room to his left and a larger, emptier room to his right. *Right it is, I guess* Two staircases. He quietly ascended them.
Up the stairs, he noticed three opened doors. *Might as well go check the closest one* He peered his head around the corner and saw the sleeping Ms. Croft. He scanned the room seeing her backpack on the floor. It was close by too. Silently walking over and picking it up he searched it. That's when he heard the click of a gun.
"You," Lara said trying to sound more angry than tired. "Why are you here?" Kurtis held his Chirugai up.
"Got what I need, guess I'll be going now." She grabbed his arm and pulled him back.
"I don't think so."
"Well," he said with a smirk, "if you want me to stay that bad all you have to do is ask."
"Oh, shut up." She jammed the pistol in the side of his neck. "Don't move."
"Why?" She rolled her eyes at his stupid grin and just like that he was handcuffed to the bedpost. "This is kind of soon isn't it?" She raised an eyebrow not finding him funny at all. "Ok, I give."
"Oh please, I'll deal with you in the morning." She went over to one of the chair-bed-couch-thingies by her balcony and tried to sleep. Of course, she spent most of her night telling Kurtis to shut up.
**How bad is the first chapter?**
*Disclaimer: I'm so cheap I don't even own a brain. ;) *
Lara was sleeping peacefully in her huge mansion (her butler, Winston was also asleep in his own room), while Kurtis was carefully and quietly breaking in downstairs. He wanted his Chirugai back. Sure, he could probably ask for it back, but he'd rather do it this way.
Silently, he stepped inside and checked his surroundings. Well, there was a counter and a huge white door (it's the freezer!) to his right. *Must be the kitchen. . Duh* He shook his head continuing on into the next room. There was a dining room to his left and a larger, emptier room to his right. *Right it is, I guess* Two staircases. He quietly ascended them.
Up the stairs, he noticed three opened doors. *Might as well go check the closest one* He peered his head around the corner and saw the sleeping Ms. Croft. He scanned the room seeing her backpack on the floor. It was close by too. Silently walking over and picking it up he searched it. That's when he heard the click of a gun.
"You," Lara said trying to sound more angry than tired. "Why are you here?" Kurtis held his Chirugai up.
"Got what I need, guess I'll be going now." She grabbed his arm and pulled him back.
"I don't think so."
"Well," he said with a smirk, "if you want me to stay that bad all you have to do is ask."
"Oh, shut up." She jammed the pistol in the side of his neck. "Don't move."
"Why?" She rolled her eyes at his stupid grin and just like that he was handcuffed to the bedpost. "This is kind of soon isn't it?" She raised an eyebrow not finding him funny at all. "Ok, I give."
"Oh please, I'll deal with you in the morning." She went over to one of the chair-bed-couch-thingies by her balcony and tried to sleep. Of course, she spent most of her night telling Kurtis to shut up.
**How bad is the first chapter?**