Ronald the Red Haired Wizard
Ronald the red-haired wizard
Had some very shiny robes
(Like a lantern)
And if you ever saw them
You would even say it blows
(Like a vacuum)
All of the other wizards
Used to laugh and call him names
(Like Povo)
They never let poor Ronald
Join in any wizard games
(Like quidditch)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Harry came to say
(Ron, Ron, Ron)
Ronald with your robes so bright
Won't you guide my broom tonight?
Then only Harry loved him
And he gave a shout of glee
(Yippee)
Ronald the red-haired wizard
You'll go down in misery