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Mayor sits down into his huge seat and, like his normal dumb self, wasn't exactly sure what he was supposed to do that day. Ms. Bellum handed him a paper, asking him to sign it.

"Oh, a very important document?" Mayor asked. He began to read. "I hereby declare that this fanfic writer does not own the Powerpuff Girls or is gaining money from this fanfic. Then there's this little x with a line." Mayor looked at Ms. Bellum. "Where do I sign?"

"At the line, sir..."

"Uhhhh..." Mayor wasn't always sure exactly how to...

Ms. Bellum sighed. "M. A. Y..." Spell.

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"THE CITY OF CITYSVILLE!"

"And what might we actually be doing here? What events in this loathesome locale deserves our recognition? What kind of narrator doesn't know these kinds of things? I'm the narrator and I don't even know! Agh!"

A man in a white lab coat crossed the partially-mended Citysville bridge. Today was one of those bring-your-kid-to-work days, although he generally didn't believe that a lab was any place for a child. Sometimes he wondered if his boss smoked... His daughter sat in the back looking back. She turned and sat back down.

"Daddy, why do I have to come?"

Her dad, Doctor Oxide, although clad in clothes reminiscent of our favorite scientist, told her about what kind of day they were having at the lab. He did look a lot like Professor Utonium, a co-worker that had recently come and then gone, but he wasn't so... square, like the other scientists had called him. He was the only one that had looked past the image of the Professor.

"Oh, if only Utonium still worked at the lab," he said to himself. The way Professor Utonium had talked about his daughters made them seem really nice; it would've been best for his daughter Beth not to be with people from around this area. Unfortunately they all seemed to pick on her everyday, from what he could tell when she came home everyday.

He switched the radio to one playing a song. "--signal in the sky! That's when you know that you have to fly-o!"

Coming to a stop at his spot in the parking lot, he held her hand as they walked into the building. Upon entering she began to walk just a little closer to his side. He eyed some of the kids. A few girls that were doing their hair, some boys that ran around him in a game of... hit and tag? He frowned. Neither of these things were even in Beth's character.

Professor Oxide walked to his room. Sitting down on a chair with wheels, he put his daughter in his lap and looked down into her large, emerald eyes. Ironically, that was the eye color of Professor Utonium's spunkiest daughter, and Beth was definitely not spunky. Rolling across the room, he smiled as she giggled with joy from the "ride".

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"THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE!"

"And it's a beautiful weekend morning! All the townspeople are hustling and bustling. But of course in such a metropolitian place, you have to expect criminals. But our fair city is kept safe by none other than the Powerpuff Girls! And there they are now!"

The Powerpuff Girls sped out through the Townsville skies on watch. So far nothing had happened. But that doesn't stop the evil plans of... Him...

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Him collapsed onto the sofa and began to watch his tapes of the Powerpuff Girls' endless toils and troubles. He had yet to find another weakness. He sighed and crossed his legs. For an ultimate evil being he was sure having trouble destroying the world. But just then, the episode "Three Girls and a Monster" began...

Him watched as a colossal orange beast rose from the ocean depths. Raising his eyebrow, he watched to see how the girls overcame this foe. It began to smash the Powerpuffs again and again. Him sat up. How did they stop this one? He kept watching. Bubbles floated up. By now Him's face was inches from the screen. And then, miraculously, the beast walked away.

"THAT'S IT?!" he screeched; that was an absurd way of beating a monster. "What kind of--" he stopped midsentence. "Hmmm... now begins the destruction of the Powerpuff Girls!"

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"Now back to bad old Citysville... I'm the narrator for heaven's sake, this author really--"

Professor Oxide swung the door closed and locked it. He was leaving to go to the restroom. He didn't like leaving Beth alone, it could spell trouble, but he told her not to do touch anything, and especially from the chemicals. He sighed and pushed the door to go into the bathroom. *scream* Quickly, he left and entered the restroom that actually said "Men's" on it.

And if there wasn't a worse time, two of her boy classmates were running outside. And the combination of windows and the urge to pick on her that was so innate in the character of little boys so did not help the situation. And it helped that there was neither an adult to belt them up or get them into trouble.

The boys were going into each window and throwing a rock in with immature glee. One boy hoisted the other up on his shoulder.

"Hey Beth!"

Beth turned her head just as a stone passed by and directly hit the large sphere containg a certain chemical that was behind her. The two boys laughed as they ran off, unknowing of the damage they caused. Beth turned and screamed just as many gallons of chemicals were poured right on her.

Suddenly, the door burst open. Professor Oxide had heard his daughter scream and had come in as quick as possible. And the sight was one of the last things he had wanted to happen. Professor Oxide brought her to the chemical shower and pulled down the string, washing off the chemical. He hugged his unconscious (from shock) girl close. Fortunately, his boss was compassionate enough to let him go home. He just wasn't going to pay him for that month's work.

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Him cackled evily as he rubbed his claws together. He dipped into ocean and looked around. A creature the likes of the ones in that episode shouldn't be too hard to find. He grinned as he spotted a rather large tail and began to put his curse on the creature. Opening it's now red, glowing eyes, it rose to it's feet to, in short, destroy Townsville.

"Oh what are the girls going to do? How will they ever get out of this one? Oh, I can't bear to watch!"