Star Wars and Monty Python II!
By Gabe Z.
Woo hoo! Another scene of madness from everyone's favorite movies...
Scene III - The Ewok of Doom!
(Luke, Han, Chewie, Leia, and Lando are all crouched down behind a bump in the ground, looking at the rancor cave. A lone Ewok stands by the cave. Yoda is the guide, and explains the Ewok.)
Yoda - "Mmm hmm hmm! Ewok of doom it is! Kill you it will! Mmmm hmm hm hm!"
Lando - "Ha!"
(Lando draws his blasword and charges the Ewok. Instantly, the Ewok flies to him and strips the skin from his throat.)
Lando - "Yahhhhh!"
Ewok of Doom - "Yub yub!"
Luke - "Bring up... the Sacred Thermal Detonator!"
(Threepio unloads a case from the speeder and opens it, revealing a little thermal detonator with a cross on top. He begins to read.)
Threepio - "Thou shall use the Sacred Thermal Detonator against only the most awesome foes. Thou shall hold down the switch and count to three; exactly three, no more, no less. Thou shalt not count to five, nor shall you count to three. If the count reached more than three, you will be blown to smithereens."
(Luke takes the detonator from the case and readies it.)
Luke - "One, two, five, uh, three!"
(Tosses the detonator)
BOOOOOOOM!
(A little Ewok carcass goes flying and smashes against a tree. The party continues into a cave. The scene is in animation. As we open on our heroes, they are being chased by a rancor.)
All - "Ahahahahaha!"
Narrator - "Suddenly, the animator had a heart attack and died." (Shows George Lucas hunched over a desk, dead as a doorknob.) There was much rejoicing.
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