This is a Leon and Cloud story. Don't like? Don't read!
Constructive criticism welcome!
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy.
Warnings: Yaoi, language and OOCness.
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Cloud awoke to a loud 'thud' on the bedroom door. "The fuck!" He said as he sat bolt up right. He heard giggling coming from outside the door. 'That sounds like Leon,' he thought. And, sure enough, Leon came stumbling though the door.
"Cloud. -giggle- Cloud, did you know that there's a door there? -giggle-"
"Yes, I did. Where have you been?" He gave a small whiff, "you smell like alcohol and cigarette smoke, are you drunk?" Cloud asked groggily. And by the amount of stumbling Leon was doing, Cloud thought it was safe to assume that, yes, Leon was indeed, drunk.
Leon, still gigging, said "A little. -hic- Been hangin' with the guys."
Cloud's eyes narrowed. "The... guys?"
"Yeah, you know, -stumble- Axel and Riku, hic and Cid."
Sighing, Cloud got out of bed and went over to Leon. "Why did you go out drinking?" He asked, putting an arm around Leon's waist to help him stand. "You know you can't hold your liquor."
Leon stopped giggling long enough to mumble something about a fight they had had.
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--Flash Back--
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They were in the middle of Hollow Bastion square. They had just got off patrol, and Cloud said he was going to go over to the market to get some ingredients for dinner.
"I'll go with you," said Leon.
Cloud turned around "Why do you always do this?"
"Do what?"
"You're always following me!"
"What? No I'm not," Leon said defensively.
"Yes, you are," the blond hissed. "You always assume I can't do anything by myself! When I go on patrol, you always have to go with. When I go shopping, you always have to come. Why are you always smothering me?!"
"I am not smothering you, I'm just looking out for you!" Leon said as he threw his hands in the air.
Cloud snarled in frustration as he tugged on his hair. "Well, maybe I don't need you looking out for me! I can take care of myself!"
"I know you can take care of yourself, but it doesn't hurt to have some help! But if you're going to be like that, then maybe I won't even bother anymore!" Snapped the brunette.
"Fine!"
"Fine, you bitch!" Leon shouted as he stormed off.
"I am not a bitch!" Cloud yelled after Leon's retreating back.
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--End Flash Back--
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Cloud winced at the memory of their fight. 'I shouldn't have yelled at him,' he thought. 'Though he didn't have to call me a bitch.'
Leon started to giggle again, for no apparent reason. Cloud gave a sigh, "Lets get you cleaned up." Leon nodded, still giggling.
Cloud helped Leon over to the bathroom with some difficulty. He propped Leon against the sink and begun to pull off his shirt. The pants were a bit more difficult, do to Leon wiggling and laughing "it tickles!" every five seconds.
Once Leon was fully undressed, Cloud sat him on the toilet. "Stay there while I start the bath,"
the blond said. "And don't fidget," he put in as an afterthought. He bent over the edge of the bathtub and turned it on. He put his hand under the running water to test if it was too hot, and started to hum softly as he did so.
"Cloud, I'm tired," Leon whined.
Cloud turned his head a bit and said, "I know babe, but I'm not going to sleep next to someone who smells like a hobo." he turned back to test the water again. Calling it good, the blond stood up.
He turned to address Leon and nearly jumped out of his skin when he came nose-to-nose with his lover. "For fucks sake, Leon!" he said as he clutched at his heart. "Don't do that!"
Leon was doubled up with laughter. "Your... face..." he said between breaths, "was priceless!"
Cloud glared, "I'm glad you find my face so amusing," he said testily. "Now get in the bath."
Still snickering, the chocolate haired man nodded in consent as he stepped into the tub, hissing at how heated the water was. "Whys the water so hot?" he mumbled in a rather begrudging way. Cloud, choosing to ignore Leon, reached over the brunet in order to grab the shampoo. After pouring some into his hand he closed the lid and set the bottle down. Kneeling, he started scrubbing at the other's hair.
They sat in silence for a while. That is, until Leon said, in a desolated voice, "Do you think I'm pretty?"
"... What?" Cloud said in confusion.
"It's just, Axel said that you were pretty. And I asked him if he thought I was pretty, and he said no. He said I'm more the handsometype. And then Riku agreed with him..." He slurred out.
Cloud stopped scrubbing for a few seconds, staring in disbelief at Leon. "Are you serious...?" he sighed exasperatedly, "you socialize with them way too much. They're a bad influence. Every time you're around them you always come back acting obnoxious."
"I can 'socialize' with whoever I want. I'm not a child, Cloud." Leon snapped angrily. "At least I'm not hanging out with that Vincent guy."
"And what's wrong with Vincent?"
"Nothing. If you like creepy little fu-"
Cloud smacked him upside the head. "He is not creepy. He's just... eerie."
"It's the same thing!" Leon laughed.
"Oh, shut up," the blond said grumpily, grabbing Leon's head so he could start scrubbing at the mess of swarthy hair.
The long dark strands were slick with water and shampoo, flowing gracefully through Cloud's fingers. After a while, the cerulean eyed man deemed that the 'hobo' smell was gone and rinsed the shampoo out; careful not to get any in his lover's eyes. "And yes, I do."
"You do what?" Leon asked, wrinkling his forehead in confusion.
"Think you're pretty."
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-Happy dance- SooOooo, what did you think? I know Leon is a bit OOC, but he's drunk so... yeah.
I'd really like to know what you thought of it. And if there are any errors let me know, k?
The second chapter is in progress, but I don't know when I'll be done with it.
And if you have any ideas for a beter title let me know. This title was based off the song 'A minor incident' by Badly drawn boy, And it doesn't fit that well. I think it would fit a Axel and Roxas fic beter.