INTERVIEWS
Naruto and Natsu decided to open a small club for the awesome.
Only those with an 'N' in their name may join.
"Ok come in"-said a female voice, this was actually Hinata, she passed because she had an 'N' in her name and was somehow able to join a boys only club.
She did not blackmail Naruto with the old 'No sex for a week' card, nope, never.
Natsu leaned closer to Naruto's ear and whispered.
"She black mailed you with the 'no sex for a week' trick didn't she."
Naruto's eye twitched-"Nooooo... she'd never do that."
Natsu simply did a whipping motion with his hand, then suddenly noticed something-"Why is she in a Bunny girl costume?"
Naruto just shrugged his shoulders, he just hopes she's wears it tonight, of course then, it wouldn't last till tomorrow.
The candidate stepped into the room.
Hinata was holding a folder and started asking questions-"Ok...please begin by telling us your name."
Lee scratched his head, didn't she already know his name? And why in the name of youth, was she wearing a bunny girl costume.
"Um... my name is Rock Lee."
"NEXT!"
"WAIT! I didn't even get an interview!"
"I said, NEXT!"
Lee was thrown out of the room via shadow clone.
This time Kiba came in.
"No pets allowed!"-Hinata shouted to her team mate, she was not gonna clean dog shit in her club time.
Kiba went back out.
Natsu was getting bored-"Hey Naruto, when is she gonna let us interview somebody?"
Naruto leaned back on his chair, "I don't know man, she really doesn't like Kiba"
Next to come in was Kakashi.
"Name please?"
"Kakashi Hatake."
"Your name does not meet the requirements..."
Kakashi really wanted to join this club, they were giving free drinks to all members, He tried again-"...JONIN Kakashi Hatake"
The bunny girl-Hinata looked at his details in her clipboard-"It says here that you get excited by reading smut in public, is this true?"
"It was a childhood problem..."
"Welcome to the club."
Kakashi did a victory dance in his head and went out.
This time, a blond teen stepped into the room.
Natsu and Hinata noticed his creepy smile directed at Naruto.
"Name please"
"Beiber...Justin Beiber." He winked at Naruto at which Natsu just shivered.
Hinata trying to be professional looked at his details. "According to my data, you have a tendency to say baby a lot."
Completely ignoring her, J.B kept looking at a confused Naruto, who was wondering why the hell this guy was winking at him.
"So, Baby... you wanna grab a drink sometime?"
He was thrown out by a fiery fist and kick to the crotch before Naruto could reply.
Next who stepped in was a teenager with orange hair, he was carrying a large sword wrapped in bandages, strapped to his back.
"Name please."
"Ichigo Kurusaki."
Hinata was getting irritated with people who kept coming in without meeting the name requirements.
"Your name doesn't meet the requirements."
Now, Ichigo wasn't desperate, he could go anywhere to pass his time, but that damn Rukia kept following him, good thing this was a boys only club, of course he was also confused with the bunny girl asking the questions.
"Um, if you let me join... I'll show you something crazy."
Naruto picked his ear. "Nah...I already see crazy stuff happening on a daily basis."
"How about I tell you a super special secret about life and death and how people reach the afterlife."
Naruto thought about. "Tempting... Tempting... But, do have anything else to offer?"
"...uh...I can juggle?"
Natsu slammed his hands down on the table. "FINALLY! Someone useful! Yes you can join!"
Ichigo smugly walked out of the room, 'I knew juggling would help me one day.'
After the teen, two men stepped in, one was short with spiky black hair and the other was bald.
They were talking among themselves.
"Hey Vegeta!"-the bald man said.
"What is it Nappa."-Vegeta said in an annoyed tone.
"This looks like a fun club Vegeta, look at the...OH MY GOD THAT GUY HAS PINK HAIR!"-Nappa exclaimed while pointing at Natsu.
"Yes Nappa, people in Japan have pink hair, now can we leave now?"-Vegeta said in an even more annoyed tone.
"But I wanna jo-"-Nappa was about to beg Vegeta to let him join when he spotted Hinata in all her bunny girl glory.
"Vegeta Look! Its a Pokémon!"-Nappa said while pointing at Hinata.
"B-But I'm not a Po-Pokémon I'm Hinata."-Hinata stuttered out.
"Did you hear that Vegeta? Its a Hinata! I'm gonna catch it!"
"But I'm not a..."Hinata tried to say but was hit with a poké ball to the face, thrown by Nappa.
"We're leaving Nappa." Vegeta stated."You don't wanna end up like that green kid do you?"
Then Vegeta proceeded to drag Nappa out of the clubroom.
Natsu and Naruto shared a glance-"...We'll put them in the MAYBE list..."
They had enough interviews for the day.
END
Hiddenray's Note: So... go ahead and skip to chapter 39 if you already read the first 38 chapters... This story might end after chapter 42