If some one asked me 'how did you die', I would say that I died stupidly. Utterly fucking stupidly. I mean who the fuck dies from having their cat sleeping on their face while they themselves were also sleeping and end up suffocating. I mean I've heard of it happening to babies before but a full grown women? Fuck. Seriously? I didn't go to college for four years to get a degree in art for this shit. Jesus H. Christ this is literally the most fucked up thing I have ever had the displeasure of experiencing.
As you can see I am not in the best of moods, especially now that I'm stuck in a one year old body or at least I think this body is a one year old in the middle of FUCKING no where. It's all ruins, I've been wandering around for the three hours and I can personally say that baby bodies are worthless in terms of trying to actually get somewhere. No stamina, hungry as hell, emotional as hell (that might just be because I'm freaking out though), tired, and thirsty like a deprived nymphomaniac. No, not thirsty in that way. It's an example you sick fuck.
Anyways, for some time now I've come to the conclusion that I need to find something to stop the gnawing in my stomach. Glancing around the only things visible were houses collapsed in on themselves, quite a few even looked burned down. The strange thing about these houses is that all of them looked like those old styled Japanese houses. Did I end up in Japan? Maybe somewhere that is in the country side?
I don't hear any cars and I don't see any dirt paths or even anything similar to a modern technology. Everything was build with wood or stone. It doesn't particularly matter though because everything looked like it's been abandoned for years and I'm not talking one or two. Try more like five to ten years. There is no way in hell that the food in any of these houses is going to be anything other than rotten, if there was even anything left after being picked over by animals.
Sighing heavily I toddled wobbly to a porch that looked relatively stable and sat, giving my poor bare feet a rest. Yah, I woke up without clothes too. Does it really matter though? I mean I'm a baby, it's not like ther-HOLY SHIT I HAVE A PENIS. I stared in disbelief for approximately seven seconds.
WHAT.
NO.
Nonononono.
This is not happening. THIS is not happening.
Ok, calm down. Caaaaaalllmmmmm. GODDAMIT THIS ISNT WORKING.
WHY AM I IN A MALE BABIES BODY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
-breathe in-
-breathe out-
Ok, I'm good. Who knows maybe being a guy isn't bad, I get to pee standing up. Perks, THINK OF THE PERKS. No sexist comments, no periods, no sexist comments, I get hella upper body strength, no sexist comments, no birth contr-
SHIT. I'm going to have to deal with boners when I get older. Wait, am I just accepting this?
Glancing down at my body again I felt exasperation unfurling in my chest. Is there really any other option besides accepting it? I mean I remember dying, sort of anyways. Sort of fuzzy with the whole suffocating thing and maybe the taste of fur. Dammit Mr. Fluffykins you just had to ruin it didn't you.
I held out my small pudgy hands and just stared. A babies body. I've always thought I was a child and prankster at heart but isn't this taking it a step too far? How did this even happen? If I died wouldn't I start from zero then? Like being rebirthed or something? Perhaps even Heaven, Hell, Netherworld, Asgard, or some shit like that.
Shit this is frustrating. Rubbing a hand across my face I just sat there soaking up the sun, it was still early in the evening. I woke up about three hours ago in a large clearing that I think was the village center. I had finally made it to the villages edge, the area covered in ruins was enormous and that's not even mentioning the huge river that split the ruined village in half. Yeah…not going to attempt to cross that.
Who even leaves a one year old to fend for themselves. Bullshit parent's thats who. Damn, they probably did a drop and dash. Never thought I was gonna be one of those kids that is dropped off at the grocery store and then left to fend for themselves.
I gripped the end of my hair tugging lightly this is not how I thought my life was going to turn out to be like.
UGH.
So hungry.
Hauling myself over the edge of the porch I let myself free fall to the ground and caught myself crouching like a cat. It was only a foot down to the ground but in this body I could injure myself just from that. Hey, at least the safe roll I learned from free running and parkour will come in handy.
Standing up slowly I had to stick my butt into the air and shakily lift my hands from the ground. You know, the way babies do it. Honestly I don't even know how I'm able to walk, this body has to be almost too young for that.
Shuffling forward I peered around and tilted my head back, nothing, absolutely nothing to tell me anything about where I am.
I hadn't let fear seep in since I got here but at this moment I literally didn't know what to do and to be in a body so restricting was not helping. I felt my heart pick and my breath start coming faster. Oh god, how did I get here? I so desperately want to say I'm dreaming but I know for a fact I am not because this reality is nothing like a damn dream. It doesn't fade into different scenes or warp in any way. It's too realistic and detail oriented to be a dream and besides I already pinched myself enough when I woke up.
My eyes burned and I could feel a lump in the back of my throat. Damn, I feel so weak but crying isn't going to fix anything either. I need to find clean water and food if I want to live, I can't afford to break down right now. Baby bodies are super sensitive, even just up to three days without food can kill them and from the feel of this body I know it's reaching it's limit.