A/N This is two of the stargate writers brainstorming ideas for the series. ok so here's what I came up with, I hope you enjoy.
BrainStorming
I'm bored,
Me too.
Whatcha want to do?
Let's go see girls do battle in a jell-o ring.
Nah!
Want to order pizza?
Nah.
Whatcha want to do?
Dunno...
Hmm...
Let's write something...
What like a book?
Or a play.
Let's make a movie.
About what?
Ummm...
Adventure,
Ok.
And sci-fi...
Oh and romance!
Of course...
Ok think characters...
Umm let's make it military,
Ok...Colonel?
O'Neil.
How do you spell that?
O'Neill
How?
Two ll's.
Got it.
Ok...
Tortured?
Why?
Because it's interesting ng.
Now why is he tortured?
Because...his family died.
All of them...?
Just his son.
How?
Shot,
By aliens?
Nah to obvious...
Shot him?
With O'Neil's gun
Two ll's.
Sorry...
Ok...
Next character...
Danny,
Danny?
Daniel...
What kind of name is that...? 'hi I'm Sergeant Daniel'
Maybe he's not in the military?
We need a plot...
Rabbit holes?
Been done... Alice in wonderland
Twister?
Wizard of oz...
Umm... spaceship with weird aliens?
Startreck...
Western?
John Wayne...
Oh Mr. fix it?
MacGyver...
You're a geek,
No Daniel's a geek...
Good idea!
Who is into ummm...?
Pyramids!
Yeah,
And mythology!
And aliens!
The aliens built the pyramids...
Good one and he end up being right!
Coz has smart!
Really smart...
And nerdy?
Ooh, a teleported from one planet to another.
Ok!
It's a gate...
stargate!
So O'Neill...
Jack,
What?
Jack O'Neill.
Ok and Daniel Jackson,
You like the name jack don't you?
I do!
Ok so O'Neill and Jackson go through the gate, and end up on some planet.
Slave labour!
By aliens!
No, slaves are humans...
Oh and alien is forcing them too?
Build more pyramids!
Right...
And Daniel stops it,
They lead an uprising!
And they all escape?
No but Daniel drinks local wine and accidtly gets married!
To an alien?
Humanoid...
Ok,
But then of course they save the day...
But Jackson gets left behind?
Of course he can't leave his new wife!
Because they're madly in love!
But O'Neill returns to earth,
But with promises to make contact in one year!
They have a bond,
They do.
I think we need more characters...
Ok... Carter!
He's a tough guy!
And smart,
Genius!
Puts O'Neill on the spot all the time!
Maybe he should be a she?
A beautiful she?
Blond hair blue eyes!
Well endowed...
Ok and puts him back in his box.
And they go to visit Jackson, a year later.
But the aliens are back,
Slimy buggers!
What do they look like?
Um snakes...
Snakes?
In their head!
What?
Or gut...?
Huh?
They're a symbiotic?
Oh right... right cool.
Ok,
They kidnap the wife.
Who carter?
No Daniels wife!
What's her name?
Share.
Ok.
So Daniel vows with his last dying breath that he'll find her!
He can't die yet!
Meh... it's a sci-fi, he can die and we'll bring him back instantly!
Ok!
So they go back to earth and start a secret organization to rescue her.
And fight all aliens!
So they leave.
And they're caught!
Dimly with no chance of escape!
But then there's a good alien?
He's 6 foot five!
And he helps them,
So they escape...
What's he look like?
He's a teal colour!
He's not a human-ish looking fella?
Nope!
Let's just make him a black guy?
Why?
Discrimination laws!
'Ok,
But I like the word teal...
Ok that's his name then...
Teal?
It's missing something?
Teal'c!
That's better!
Ok,
So the blonde chick...
Samantha!
Yeah that works, she fixed the gate, and they start exploring the universe,
But teal'c needs to rescue his family...
And his dad hates jack,
No let's make it dysfunctional, his dads dead, and it's his mentor as well...
And he can be like 'what planet are you from...earth...you may as well call It dirt'
Ok so plot line...
Egyptian mythology...
So bad guys are Egyptian gods?
Ra, aphophis, hathor, Anubis ...
Good these work!
So they go around battling and killing the bad guys?
Even though it's none of their business!
And Sam's father is dying!
But it's a sci-fi!
She finds a cure...
Oh good evil snaky things, and they can heal her dad?
That's how they live so long!
And he becomes an alien...
Jack comforts her?
It's too early, but he can divorce his wife...
So Sam and jack are the romantic interest?
Well its them or Daniel and jack...
We'll keep that as a backup.
No Daniel can be the alien Casanova...
Sounds good.
Teal'c has a son.
Ryan!
Sounds too earth-ish.
Rya'c?
Good one!
And bad guy, brain washes him...
But they save him!
Sam ad jack fall in love now!
But they're not allowed to; they're both in the military!
But what about the shippers?
Ok let's do a time loop so they can kiss without the consequences.
Oh, just think about the fanfics on that episode!
I know they'll go mad right!
Ok so can we kill Daniel yet?
Oh alright!
Yay!
Yay?
Funeral!
No I changed my mind I really like him...
K, so it was a implanted memory?
We need little green aliens!
Asguard...
And then jack can pretend to be bad...
Why?
Coz bad guys on earth are stealing stuff from other planets and he has to catch them...
How?
There's a second gate...
Ok,
Are you sulking?
Yes!
Why?
I want to kill Daniel!
Ok hurry up,
Ok he's dead.
And alive,
No he's dead!
Oh look he lives again!
Just let him stay dead!
Let's replace him, with a similar character...
Ooh that's good!
Ok we need a new bad guy,
A funny upbeat one!
To torture jack...
No I want Daniel back!
Ok get rid of the new guy.
He's lost his memory...
Hey there's no Daniel Sam shipping!
Oh what the hell, throw in a moment here?
Ok good!
He was an angel type guy,
And he seen stuff!
He's getting his memory back...
And tealc''s son and mentor need help!
So they save them!
Brata'c,
Huh?
Mentors name!
Let's just put a c on the end of all teal'c's family's name.
Ok.
More weird aliens?
Replicators, the asguards enemies!
They replicate,
Let's kill Janet!
Who's Janet?
Exactly!
The nurse?
Ok!
And her daughter cassia moves in with Sam...
She does?
Yeah!
So weird good aliens that Sam's dad is starts becoming allies.
And the Jaffa's are free!
What?
I was opening the Jaffa bag...
Hey that can be what teal'c's breed is called!
Ok!
So they all bad together to kill the bad-est. bad guys out there.
Let's kill Daniel again!
Oh must we just after he got so hot?
He got hot?
Yeah after he descended!
He ascended?
Yeah,
Ok whatever...
He needs a girlfriend,
Jack retires...
And we need a badder bad guy!
And he has drones!
Oh and a chick dresses up in a drone outfit and cracks onto Daniel.
She's really hot!
And a bit nutty...
Naturally.
They kiss...
He'd date her, but she's never heard of again, after he captures her and she escapes.
And then she dies...
No bring her back, she can flirt and get all possessive over him.
They get stuck together!
How?
Hand cuffs, no an invisible forces they die if they separate...
Hang on Daniels getting all the action what about jack and Sam?
Jacks retiring!
Again?
Yeah to go fishing!
In a fishless pond?
Let's make him jealous!
Sam had a boyfriend!
But she doesn't marry him,
Her dad dies...
I though the snake in his head kept him alive?
Apparently not!
Because hen jack can comfort her...
Oh dude!
And teal'c needs some action...
He meets a chick.
I thought he was married?
She died,
Ok and rya'c gets a girl!
Of Course!
If jacks retiring again we need a replacement!
Cameron Michel,
He hero worships them!
He's sarcastic like jack!
But hot like Daniel!
Are you gay?
Is Daniel?
Umm ok we can go back in time and there can be question as to whether cam is Sam and jacks baby?
Great one!
Although he looks an awful lot like Daniel
We need to name Daniels chick!
Evalan,
Too earthy, chop a letter of each end.
Vala!
Great!
Daniel grows a beard...
So we can tell him and came apart,
Vale pervs on them both constantly!
She's such a flirt,
She joins the team...
After an extensive physic test,
She is a lunatic,
Clearly!
Everything's great!
Let's write a send up episode!
Ooh yeah were long overdue for that!
The fans will love it!
I will love it!
Ooh and an episode where they get stuck in a time warp to that we can see what happens in the future.
But then we gert aback to normal,
Ok oh and let's go back in time.
A couple of times!
And let's do some more alternate universes!
Where Sam and Daniel are really dorky,
Sounds good!
Vala is kidnapped!
And has an evil child!
Named adria!
Who tries to take over the galaxy?
And the replicators give it another go!
One fell in love with Sam and wants revenge!
Ooh that's good!
But at the end of the day it's all ok,
Let's start a new extension series.
Yay!
But!
But what?
We need to finish this one first!
Finish it how it began!
Huh?
They walk through the gate...
Ooh fan fic-ers will love that, they can make another ending!
I know we all win!
This is really good!
I know...
The end
A/N please please review.