Pegasus went to D city
He was looking for a hole to fill
he was in a bind needed a behind
and was willing make to deal
when he came across a young boy dueling
with his very own deck and what
he looked him up and down then checked out his butt.
He said i bet you didnt know it but im a monster duelest too
and if you care to make a dare i'll make a bet with you
now you look like a pretty good duelist
but you better give me my due.
i bet this puzzle of gold against your hole
cause i think im better then you
the boy said my names Yugi and it might be a crock
i'll take that deal and you better believe
that im not taking your cock.
Yugi how is your ass
is it quivering in fear
cause pegasus always wins
and your time is almost near
and if you win you get this shiny puzzle made of gold but if you lose pegasus gets your hollllle!
Pegasus grinned a vicious grin as he pulled out his deck
Yugi could feel the warm breath of defeat upon his neck.
In the game that he had made Pegasus really went to town
Yugi had serious faith the heart of the cards wouldnt let him down
Yugi's dark magician blown to hell
Setos trying to open Mokubas cell
Teas worried how the match will go
Is Joey from new york?
No child no
Well Yugi's face was shocked because he knew that he'd been beat
He sighed and bent on over and dropped his pants around his feet.
Pegasus smiled a wicked grin and his hips began to rock.
"I always win you little punk and now its time for cock"
And the match went Yugi's dark magician blown to hell
Setos trying to open Mokubas cell
Teas worried how the match will go
Is Joey from new york?
No child no