Hello
again. Sorry my last story was so screwed up. I put it back in script format.
Here's a new story with Gir's new robot friend Stacy. Disclaimer: I don't own
IZ, or Austin Powers, or Eminem (wish I did though) or his lyrics (which are
like. sooo awesome), however I do own Stacy ("Bark Stacy", I say.
"ROOF!" she says. LOL JK.)
Setting: Zim's living room. Gir and Stacy are watching TV and Zim is listening
to his CD Player with volume on full blast and bass as high as it can get. The
bass is so high that on every other hip-hop beat Gir and Stacy are hopped up
from the couch and drop back to where they were sitting. They are in there dog
and cat costumes. They suddenly start doing their "Boing" jig.
Stacy: Boing, boing, boing
Gir: Boing, boing, boing
Zim: How am I ever going to destroy this planet!!
Stacy: Boing, boing, boing
Gir: Boing, boing, boing
Zim: Gir, Stace, please stop that infernal racket!
Stacy: Boing, boing, boing
Gir: Boing, boing, boing
Zim: STOP!!!
Gir: Okay, okay sheesh.
Stacy: What a baby!
Zim: I am not a baby! I'll have you know you piece of space trash that I am of higher intelligence then you will ever achieve, understand?
Stacy: (rolls eyes) Yeah
Zim gets up and paces around the living room, trying to think of a way to take over the universe.
Zim: THINK! THINK!
Gir: I'm bored
Stacy: Me too
Zim: THAT'S IT!! No. (Gir changes the channel)
Gir: Goody! "Austin Powers" is on!
Stacy: I love this movie
Gir: Hey, that's my line!
TV: (Dr. Evil speaking) Aww, hell, let's do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear warheads and hold the world hostage. (Zim glares at the TV)
Zim: That's it!
Gir: What?
Stacy: I know!! He's going to shave his head and get a bald kitty!
Zim: No you ignoramus. I am going to hold the world hostage
Gir: with a warhead?
Zim: NO! That would be too obvious. I'm going to hold the world hostage with… burritos
Stacy: Aww, shoot. I like burritos
Gir: That's my line too! You're going too far missy
Stacy: Oh yeah? And what are you going to do about it?
Gir: I'm going to…
TV: … And now were back to "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery"
Gir: Watch this.
Stacy: Me too
Zim flushes himself down into his lair. He preps his time machine and sits down to think.
Zim: With this time machine I will throw burritos into every person's life. Everyone will be too fat to prevent me from taking over the world. dang this machine it takes to long. (Zim puts on his headphones)
Zim: I'm sorry Momma. I never meant to hurt yooouu.. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet.
Computer: Activation Complete.
Zim:
Muhahahahahhahahahaha!!! I will rule this world!! Muhahahahahaha! Muhaaa. haaa.
ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[continued in The Zimbournes]
