Hello again. Sorry my last story was so screwed up. I put it back in script format. Here's a new story with Gir's new robot friend Stacy. Disclaimer: I don't own IZ, or Austin Powers, or Eminem (wish I did though) or his lyrics (which are like. sooo awesome), however I do own Stacy ("Bark Stacy", I say. "ROOF!" she says. LOL JK.)

Setting: Zim's living room. Gir and Stacy are watching TV and Zim is listening to his CD Player with volume on full blast and bass as high as it can get. The bass is so high that on every other hip-hop beat Gir and Stacy are hopped up from the couch and drop back to where they were sitting. They are in there dog and cat costumes. They suddenly start doing their "Boing" jig.

Stacy: Boing, boing, boing

Gir: Boing, boing, boing

Zim: How am I ever going to destroy this planet!!

Stacy: Boing, boing, boing

Gir: Boing, boing, boing

Zim: Gir, Stace, please stop that infernal racket!

Stacy: Boing, boing, boing

Gir: Boing, boing, boing

Zim: STOP!!!

Gir: Okay, okay sheesh.

Stacy: What a baby!

Zim: I am not a baby! I'll have you know you piece of space trash that I am of higher intelligence then you will ever achieve, understand?

Stacy: (rolls eyes) Yeah

Zim gets up and paces around the living room, trying to think of a way to take over the universe.

Zim: THINK! THINK!

Gir: I'm bored

Stacy: Me too

Zim: THAT'S IT!! No. (Gir changes the channel)

Gir: Goody! "Austin Powers" is on!

Stacy: I love this movie

Gir: Hey, that's my line!

TV: (Dr. Evil speaking) Aww, hell, let's do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear warheads and hold the world hostage. (Zim glares at the TV)

Zim: That's it!

Gir: What?

Stacy: I know!! He's going to shave his head and get a bald kitty!

Zim: No you ignoramus. I am going to hold the world hostage

Gir: with a warhead?

Zim: NO! That would be too obvious. I'm going to hold the world hostage with… burritos

Stacy: Aww, shoot. I like burritos

Gir: That's my line too! You're going too far missy

Stacy: Oh yeah? And what are you going to do about it?

Gir: I'm going to…

TV: … And now were back to "Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery"

Gir: Watch this.

Stacy: Me too

Zim flushes himself down into his lair. He preps his time machine and sits down to think.

Zim: With this time machine I will throw burritos into every person's life. Everyone will be too fat to prevent me from taking over the world. dang this machine it takes to long. (Zim puts on his headphones)

Zim: I'm sorry Momma. I never meant to hurt yooouu.. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet.

Computer: Activation Complete.

Zim: Muhahahahahhahahahaha!!! I will rule this world!! Muhahahahahaha! Muhaaa. haaa. ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[continued in The Zimbournes]