A/N: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR THIS STORY.

"Oh, god. My head," Knuckles mumbles as he rubs his dreadlocks. "Where are we? What the? THE TREE IS FUCKING HUGE!"

"Shut up! Geez, you're making my headache worse," Sonic replies. "Tails, you better remember what happened, or I'll kill you." He turns ever so slowly as to not crack his stiff neck.

"Well, I do remember, but you guys are gonna kill me anyway after I tell you…."

*FLASHBACK*

Sonic: Hey, Tails. Whatcha been buildin'?

Tails: I have no idea. I was so bored and had nothing better to do since we beat Eggman (again), so I made the first thing that came to my mind.

Knuckles: Exactly WHY did you need me here to build it?

Tails: I didn't want to be alone….

Knuckles: You son of a-

Amy: SONNNNIIIICCCC!

Sonic: Woah! Amy, get off me!

Amy: But didn't you miss me? I spent 9 hours trying to track you down and I finally found you….

Sonic: What?

*Suddenly the north wall caved in, revealing Big, frantically waving his arms*

Big: FROGGY? WHERE ARE YOUUUUU?

Sonic: …... Anyways, Tails, I was wondering why you made a big red button like in the movies. What does it do? Something totally drastic and devastating? *chuckle*

Amy: Soniiiiiiic. Don't ignore me! *huff*

Tails: Well, you'd be surprised. But unfortunately, I don't know. That's why I don't want anyone to touch- KNUCKLES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

*click*

Knuckles: Let's see what this damn baby can do!

Big: FROGGY! COME BACK, FROGGY! I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

Amy: You guys are so mean! Ignoring a woman like that!

Sonic: Someone please help- whooooa! AAAAAAAAAH!

*End of flashback*

"…. I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU TAILS!" Knuckles swings his arm back, ready for a punch.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, Knux! Have you already forgotten YOU were the one who pressed the god damn button?" Sonic interrupts.

"I DON'T CARE! HE'S THE REASON WE'RE STUCK IN THIS MESS, AND HE'S GONNA FIX IT!"

"Hey, what are those?" Tails points, glad to make a gesture to dispute the argument.

"What the…. They look like walking plants!"

"THOSE PLANTS ARE GONNA DIE!"

"Jesus Christ! Knuckles, don't move!" Sonic grabs his arms, keeping him in place.

Tails replies, "Ummmmm guys? They're coming towards us. I think we better run..."

"Pik! Pik! Piiiiiiik. MIN!"

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

A/N: Well, that's the end of my first chapter of my first story! I hope you liked it! Oh, and just so you know, purple and white pikmin will have their own onions, since there's no ship to keep them in. :P SUGGESTIONS FOR NAMES OF TREASURE IS WELCOME! YOU WILL GET CREDIT IF YOUR TREASURE NAME IS SELECTED! THEY NEED TO BE METAL PARTS, THOUGH, CAUSE TAILS WILL BE SEARCHING FOR TREASURE TO USE FOR BUILDING A MACHINE! If there is anything you think I could improve on, please speak up! AND NO FLAMES. Thank you! R&R please!

~Miyumi (No, it's not my real name, so don't ask XD)