The Saga of Chaze and Kate

Chapter 1

Author's Note: I know I know, I'm a horrible person for not posting stuff for my other story and to start writing a new one, but me and my friend Chase have been talking about ideas for this story and if I don't write this story I'll die! Sorry, but here is this story about me Kate and my friend Chaze!

It was Wednesday and we were packing our things to head out to Earth. Chaze and I had been planning this trip for quite a while now, and now we were finally going out to Earth for the first time to live with Zim and Gir. It is Zim's 9th grade year in human school so we will be attending as well. "Kate! Make sure that you don't forget to call Zim before we leave!" Chaze reminded, yelling from inside the ship. "You don't have to remind me it doesn't happen twice!" I responded, sitting on my suitcase trying to zip it up. I grabbed my suitcase off the bed and lugged it into the ship. After I got the suite case into my cabin in the ship, I returned to my room to get the other 3 bags I packed, every one of the bags being filled to the brim. After I finally got them into my room I went to the main computer.

"Computer! Call Zim please." I asked, my hands buckled together and my eyes looking up at the screen, "And also can you please get me the Swollen Eyeball name of Dib?"

"Well…do you remember what Chaze said about joining human organizations?" the computer reassured, making sure Chaze was okay with it.

"Pleeeeeaaaaaaassssssssse? It's really important." I pushed, widening my eyes with a little bit of sadness.

"Well, okay. I'll call Zim. Oh, and Dib's Swollen Eyeball name is Moth Man." The computer informed, dialing Zim's number.

"Thanks! If you were Irken I would SO hug you right now!" I squealed girlishly, fixing my crooked antenna.

"GIR! Go fetch me a rubber piggy! I need it for my latest experiment!" Zim commanded, not realizing that I was online with him.

"Uh, Zim you have an Irken girl on the line." Zim's computer stated.

"SILENCE! Zim will see when he has a call!" Zim turned and looked at me. "Oh, I do have a call. Who calls Zim while he is planning to destroy the filthy humans?" I giggled and Zim looked at me curiously.

"You don't remember me? It's Kate! Chaze's sister". Zim's eyes widened at the mention of Chaze.

"Oh, yes! Kate! I remember you! Now what do you want?" he pondered, glaring at me.

"I told you we were coming over to live with you today. I told you like, last week." I reminded him, making sure I remembered to call him last week.

Flashback:

I walked up to the computer, holding a package of gummy bears. I dialed Zim's number and popped a gummy bear into my mouth. As the phone rang, I scumbled around the bag and looked inside. I frowned as I saw that there weren't any bears left. I stuck the empty plastic bag in my jacket pocket as GIR appeared on the screen.

"HI!" he exclaimed, toung sticking out of his mouth. I giggled and looked up at the screen.

"Hi GIR! Is Zim there? I need to talk to him." GIR stared at me, head tilted, eyes shut. He sat there for about three minuets, and I finally pondered, "GIR? Is Zim there?"

"Oh, yeah!" GIR realized, opening his eyes. "Zim's gone but I can take the message!" I giggled again, but this time I wasn't alone. GIR started laughing hysterically, which made me giggle again. I regained my composure and stood up strait.

"Inform Zim that the Tallest request that Chaze and I come and live with you on Earth. They have realized after long observation, and lots of interference from Chaze, that Earth could be worth making into another parking lot planet or another Foodcourtia. So, they would like Chaze and I to live there for as long as needed." GIR widened his eyes as he started to gasp. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, Zim flew across the screen. His head hit the wall on the opposite side of the room.

"Okie dokie!" GIR giggled, as the computer screen went blank.

"Okay then…" I walked back to my room and got onto my Irk-top. (Equivalent to a laptop in Earth) I typed in .com and the home page popped up. The page said, "Sending Earth food to a planet near you!" I went to "Order" and picked out the label that said: "Candy, Junk Food, and More!" I scrolled down the page until I saw "gummy bears." I clicked it and chose 30 packages. I went back and chose "Cheetos." I chose 30 packages and went back one more time to get some white cheddar popcorn. I chose (you guessed it) 30 packages and chose the option "one minute delivery" and then the doorbell rang.

"KATE!" Chaze called, obviously aggravated. I ran to her as fast as a rocket and got there in less than 3.142905 seconds.

"Whatever your mad about I didn't do it!" I denied, holding my hands up like a prisoner to a cop.

"I'm not aggravated at you Kate, the Tallest got a call from the Resisty and Zix is on the line talking to them and I'm only wearing my armor!" Chaze complained, scurrying through both her closet and mine.

"Well, you never tried to wear anything different in front of him before. Maybe he likes your armor." I suggested. Chaze swirled around and dropped the long velvet dress she had bought for a special occasion but never worn, and my white glittery halter top and pink mini skirt.

"Maybe your right. Anyways, there's a delivery from somewhere or another, and I figured it to be yours. Speaking of which, what is it?" she pondered, looking at me suspiciously.

"Nothing…"

"Nothing, or something?" I stood there silently for a moment, shifting my eyes. Then I dashed to my room with the three boxes in my arms. Chaze shook her head and walked back into her room as I slammed the door.

"Yah, I pretty well remember that." I explained to Zim, as he looked at me confused.

"Wait a second…if that was your flashback how did I see it and hear it?" Zim asked bewildered.

"I dunno." I shrugged. Zim shrugged back and called for GIR.

"Ye-s!" GIR exclaimed, exploding out of a cake.

"First a you explode out of a turkey, then you made soap out of bacon, and now you're exploding out of a cake? Why did the Tallest give me this insolent fool? WHY? The great Zim deserves better than this!" Zim went on as I giggled. I love it when he speaks in third person! I dodn't like him, but, I think it's cute when a guy talks in third person point of view. "Anyways," Zim continued, "that is fine, see you in approximately 6 human Earth months. That's how long it took us to get here."

"I don't know why, it'll only take Chaze and I one Earth hour to get there." I pondered; realizing the Tallest probably rigged the ship. "Well, it doesn't matter now. See you in an hour!" the transition ended and I walked out of the room.