Blaine Blaine Blaine Blaine BLAINE
Kurt sat in French scrawling his boyfriends name in his notebook as Mr. Schue sat at his desk marking assignments. He had set them a task but Kurt had already completed it and was now waiting for the bell to ring so he could meet Blaine outside the science lab and find out how his first ever lesson McKinley went. He knew Tina and Artie would look out for him and show him the ropes but he was worried that the teachers may ridicule him just in case the 'posh kid' got above his station. He hoped that wasn't the case. He hoped Blaine was sitting next to someone nice.
Blaine and kurt Kurt and Blaine
He was doodling a picture of Blaine when a crumbled piece of paper flew from behind his head and landed on the desk in front of him. He turned round to see Rachel grinning and waving from her desk two rows back. He smiled, turned round and un-crumpled the paper
bonjour! pause toilette en un minute?
Kurt smiled. Rachel did this a lot. It had kind of become their thing for one of them to ask for a hall pass to use the toilet and the other to follow suit a couple of seconds after. Mr schue never seemed to catch on. They were never gone for exceedingly long periods of time, maybe five minutes at most. During that time they would usually share secrets they just couldn't keep, Rachel would talk about 'Operation New York' and Kurt would usually text Blaine but today that wouldn't be necessary because his boyfriend was in this building. Kurt grinned, excitement bubbling out of him; Blaine has transferred schools just to be with him and right now he was two floors and three corridors away. It was farer than Kurt would have liked but it was much, much closer than Dalton. Rachel usually waited for Kurt to initiate the meetings though because he wasn't a very good liar. Rachel felt the need to remind him of this at the start of almost every lesson. Kurt was about to raise his hand when his phone vibrated. He pulled it out of his pocket and kept it hidden beneath the desk. It was a text from Blaine.
Missing you :( xxx
He smiled because Blaine was thinking about him too and maybe even just as much although he doubted it. He typed back
=D are you ok? Xxx
Rachel watched Kurt read the note and then she continued to write her ideas for song choices for Nationals. She stopped writing after a couple of seconds and chewed on the end of her pencil. She really needed to speak to Kurt. Urgently. She loved him, both as a friend and as a fellow glee clubber , and that meant she had an obligation to protect him from Blaine. It was her duty as a glee club leader to ensure everybody was in top form for their performance at Nationals and if Kurt continued to entertain the notion that this ridiculous relationship be anything more than a sham he was going to be thrown into a funk so big he would take down the entire glee club. She knew how these things worked. Blaine was just another Jessie with more hair and Rachel Barbra Berry would be damned if she allowed Kurt Hummel to go through the same suffering she had endured at the hands of Vocal Adrenaline. She had therefore compiled evidence that supported her theory that Blaine was nothing more than a spy with a game plan to throw the New Directions off course. Her evidence consisted of a Facebook status she had stumbled across in which someone blogging under the alias of 'WarblerWes' had posted 'Good luck to our fellow Warbler Blaine Anderson! Once a warbler….' which proved he was still a warbler, a comment posted on Blaine's wall by someone calling themselves 'David' which read 'looking forward to Sat got some stuff I want to run by you' which proved he was having secret meeting and exchanging private details, a photo she has snapped on her IPhone of Blaine getting into a black car outside of the Lima Bean (much like you'd expect a warbler to have, which supported the secret meeting theory) and of course she had the most compelling evidence of all….. The confession.
Rachel had been standing beside her locker earlier that morning speaking with Finn about his inappropriate kissing techniques when Blaine had come bounded up to Kurt announcing he'd transferred. She'd silenced Finn by placing her hand on his chest "I can't stand to be apart from the person I love" She rolled her eyes, oh please. The whole thing reeked of deception and conspiracy. She had interrupted because she simply couldn't stand by and watch lives be destroyed.
"Blaine." She stood in front of him and flashed him a huge smile "I think I speak for us all here at McKinley when I say you'd be very welcome to join us but won't you miss your fellow warblers?" She had placed her hand over heart as she spoke in the hope that it would compel Blaine to search his own heart and spare Kurt further pain. It worked. He answered with "Thanks Rach. And yea, of course I'll miss my friends but I can always see them at weekends"
"Aha!" Rachel all but shouted pointing a finger in his face "So you admit your alliance lies with the warblers! I hope you realize that as co-captain-" She never got to finish that sentence but the bell had sounded and Kurt had dragged Blaine away. Rachel said goodbye to Finn who had Geography with Puck and made her way to French where she'd spent the past five minutes waiting for Kurt to ask for a hall pass.
She'd waited long enough, it was time to take action.
"Mr Schue,If I may, I have a dire female emergency that requires the use of a hall pass" She stood up and glared at Kurt as he looked at her. What the hell was he playing at?
Mr Schue looked up and raised his brow "Rachel, you don't need to be so dramatic. Here" He held out a green card and Rachel all but skipped to the front of the class "Thankyou Mr Schue, everyone I'm sorry for the interruption. I shall be back before you know it. Kurt." She nodded in his direction and smiled at the class before turned on her heels not looking back as she strolled out the room.
Talk about making it obvious Kurt thought as he waited what he thought was a reasonable amount of time (Forty two seconds) before raising his hand
"Yes, Kurt"
"May I have a hall pass?" Mr Shue raised his brow and Kurt shrunk into his chair.
"Yes." Phew. "As soon as Rachel gets back" He went back to marking his sheets. Oh great he thought because now Rachel would be mad at him and the last thing he wanted to deal with today was Rachel Berry's rage.
Yes bored tho. Only 10 mins n then I get to kiss you! Xxx
Kurt smiled at the message and then frowned as another one came through
KURT HUMMEL WHERE ARE YOU? I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU AND IM AFRAID IT CANT WAIT. HURRY!
Rachel text was in capitals so Kurt knew she was fuming.
Shue wont let me go. Text it me? xx
He typed back quickly and received an equally quick response.
DO NOT TEXT BLAINE. HES ONE OF THEM. THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. PLEASE COME QUICKLY.
Oh for godssake! Kurt was fed up of Rachel 's dramatic antics. It wasn't unusual for her to act out of term of do something stupid and he usually had a lot of patience for her and her selfish ways but he wasn't going to let her touch their relationship. Blaine was special. He was the most incredible person Kurt had ever met and there was no way he was going to let Rachel Berry shit all over it so he didn't reply. Instead he text Blaine: I love you xx and put his phone away.
Rachel paced the corridor outside the toilets. Kurt was taking his time and she was growing anxious. What if something had happened to him? What if Blaine had gotten wind of her investigation and decided to do something worse than throw eggs at him in the car park? She knew that guy had an evil streak, she'd seen it in his eyes when they'd sang 'don't you want me' together. He was an attention seeker and People like that always put themselves first she thought as she looked down the empty corridor.
"come on Kurt" She muttered to herself "Come on"
That's when she heard it. A huge bang followed by screams. She ran into the ladies without fully processing what was happening and bolted the door.
