Gecko Geico
By Jabber-Nut Foxypants
"Kurama I have good news and bad news."
"What is it Hiei?"
"News! I told you that already!"
"Well, what's the bad news."
"Bad news? I am not gay and I'm not going to marry you!"
"Okay, I don't know why you just said that because I'm not gay either but then the good news must be great!"
"Good news is... I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"Okay..."
A/N: Don't own it!