Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha. It's sad. Really, pity me.
Genre: Song
Rating: T
Feedback: Please review!
Notes: I wrote this when I should have been sleeping. I was thinking of how many people had looked at my Sesshomaru wall scroll andsaid "She's pretty," and my head just barely stayed on my shoulders. So I made a joke song of it.
Your Brother Looks Like Your Sister
have you ever noticed
the boy with the long hair
he's got rose on his eyelids
and a penetrating stare
I wasn't sure when I first
looked close at his face
if he was there for me to talk to
or for me to taste
did she ever say
after he kissed her
"I thought I was gay
and he was your sister"
red flowers on his shoulder
that I would like to peel
could those sleeves be any longer
could his beauty be real
I love the marks on his face
there for all us to see
I may want to tweak your ears
but I want his claws in me
do his eyes go red
when no one calls him 'mister'
how many are dead
thinking he was your sister?
oh, hey there, dog-eared boy
what's there for you to do
when they ask, "who's that hot girl"
you say 'my brother, Sesshomaru"
does it make you sigh and growl
is it really such a pisser
I hate to break it to you, man
your brother looks like your sister
A/N Since I have had such an overwhelming response to this song, I had to insert a THANK YOU to everyone who has been reviewing! I don't do comedy very often and you're all making me feel it was very worthwile for me to do so. And I love this song because it's good for everyone--those who like Sesshomaru (like me) and those who don't (like my husband). I am so happy to see that all of Lord Fluffy's fans (and fangirls, we're in a class unto our selves) understand the joke and that his haters have a new song to sing, lol. A big -HUGS- to all my reviewers, I luv you people!