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Summary: YAHF- Everyone's gotta love those, especially the ones with Xander.

Xander walked the streets of Sunnydale looking for something to wear for Halloween. So far, he had found nothing. He was getting desperate. The only shop left was Ethan's Costume Shoppe. Xander saw that it would be closing in ten minutes. He ran up to the door and entered the store.

"Welcome to Ethan's Costume Shoppe! I'm Ethan, the proprietor of this humble shop." An English voice called out from the back.

'Hey, he sounds like Giles!' Xander thought to himself. He saw a man with dark hair appear.

"Hello. How may I help you, today?" Ethan asked cordially.

"Uh... I need a Halloween costume." Xander answered nervously. The guy kept looking at him weirdly.

"I'm sorry, but I only have one costume left in the entire store." Ethan said apologetically. "It's over here." He motioned Xander closer to the back. Xander's eyes widened.

"You have got to be kidding me! That's all you have left?" Xander exclaimed.

"Yes, I'm afraid so. Everything else was sold out earlier." Ethan replied.

Xander eyed the costume warily. He knew that was probably the only costume available in Sunnydale. He had been to the other shops and they didn't have anything left. In that very moment, Xander made a snap decision.

"Fine. I'll take it." Xander sighed defeatedly.

"Excellent. Let me ring you up over here." Ethan said jovially.

Ethan took down the costume and rung it up at the register. After he paid for the costume, Xander shouted his goodbyes. "Thank you for the costume! Have a good night!" Ethan snickered quietly and rubbed his hands together, almost like how an evil genius would.

"Oh I intend to. The question is, will you? He he he."

Several Hours Later

"Wasn't that fun, kids? We just went into a haunted house using our IMAGINATIONS!" Barney jumped up and down, his tail knocking a couple of the kids down. "Yea! That was SUPER-DE-DUPER!"

"Yea!" All of the children shouted gleefully. "We love you, Barney!"

"Aw...Shucks!" Barney shuffled his feet and ducked his head bashfully. "I love you all too! We should sing the I Love You song!" Barney said excitedly. The children all cheered in agreement.

"Okay, everyone hold hands!" Everyone grabbed each other's hands. They began to sing and sway side to side.

I love you

You love me

We're a happy family

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me too?

I love you

You love me

We're best friends

Like friends should be

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me too?

Willow was walking down the street with Buffy, who had turned into some ditzy blonde from a different era and Cordelia, who was still the biggest bitch ever. As for herself, she was now a ghost. It was what Willow imagined hell would be like. She stopped when they heard the singing.

"Whoa. Is that---that is Xander!" Willow exclaimed. She started giggling uncontrollably.

"Oh my God!" Cordelia cackled with glee.

"What? Who's Xander?" Buffy/18th century airhead asked. Willow just laughed harder, but Cordelia managed to control herself enough to answer her.

"He's the singing purple dinosaur over there!"

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Oh and yes, I'm mocking anything that has Xander in YAHF. Please don't hurt me.