Luigi Versus The Power Generator
Chapter 1: Getting his Brobot-Mobile to fly YOUR way
Oh, just the Average day in Merry-o land.
Mario: "LUIGI! MAIL CALL!"
Mario was holding a pink letter with a heart on it.
Luigi immediately ran to the corner, pulled his hat over his face, and formed the shape of a bean.
Luigi: "OH NO NOT PARAKARRY!"
Flashback to Parakarry yelling "MAIL CALL", but nobody was up, so he banged his head onto the door and yelled "LUIGI!" until he busted through and broke Luigi's dishwasher, then ran away. Minutes later, Luigi saw it, dropped down to his knees and yelled "NOOOOOOO!"
Mario: "Nope, it's even better. It's a terrorist attack note from Adolf Hitler."
Luigi: "Oh, okay then."
Luigi opened the Love Letter and it.
Dear Luigi
I invite you to my sexy new mansion. There's some popsicles in the freezer.
P.S., Get your fat a** back here...
Love, Professor E. Gadd
Luigi blushed.
Luigi: "You know, for some reason, I don't feel attractive anymore."
Mario: "Let's-a-go, Luigi. To your precious mansion."
Luigi: "NO. I have a very bad feeling about going there. I think it will just end up being a big pain in the butt."
Mario: "This is your last chance. Go now, or I will send you to the depths..."
Luigi was now in tears.
Luigi: "NO!"
Mario: "I was really hoping you wouldn't say that..."
Mario walked away. Luigi stared off into space for the next few minutes, Mario charged after him with a Laundry hamper, but Luigi held on to the davenport. Mario eventually dragged him off, slammed his own butt into the wall, and left a dent in it. Then he ran off, upstairs, with Luigi in the hamper, he dumped him out into the passenger's seat. He got the keys, but Luigi had already ran back inside.
When he got back inside, Luigi was having a mental breakdown. He threw the davenport off the top of the chimney, stuffed a pillow into the sink, turned on all the waterworks and the house was flooding, flushed a few cans of Punch down the commode, threw the keyboard out of the window, causing Mario's new 1,000,000-coin car to explode, constantly flicked the lights on and off, and spun around in a computer chair, decking the halls with MP3 players.
Mario snapped his fingers and Dimentio appeared.
"You called?" Asked the Jester.
Mario gave him 300 coins and Dimentio transformed Luigi into MR. L.
Mr. L: "Don't worry, I'm getting my Brobot-mobile to fly YOUR way."
Brobot landed through the roof and Mario and Mr. L went inside.