Bolts
Disclaimer:- Joss is boss! He owns everything!
Rating:- T for some Chinese cursing and violence in future.
Set after BDM ,Total Rayne Flick!
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Jayne's weight repetitions were constant. For the last forty five minutes he'd spent working his upper body, he was still yet to break a sweat.
Meanwhile, River juggled the two squishy rubber objects in her hands. They were hard to come by now and she had the perfect use for them.
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Jayne grunted, his arms starting to ache.
River stood cautiously, objects at the ready.
He banged the bar back on its hold, lying back on the bench breathlessly.
She attacked.
Two red water bombs flew through the air, burning down like balls of fire onto Jayne's panting chest, soaking him in their sticky soup goodness.
"WHAT THE GORRAM HELL!" his roar could be heard throughout the ship. "Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng!" he screamed, launching himself up so suddenly that he forgot the weight bar above his head and slammed straight into it. "Hun dan!"
River giggled uncontrollably above him, her sides beginning to ache. Her and Jayne's relationship, if you could call it that, was relatively civilized as of late, though their last conversation had left Jayne smirking and River fuming and swearing revenge.
And now at last she had it.
"Shiong-tsan sha-sho?" he asked, calling her by his new pet name for her, "If that's you I'm gonna ruttin kill you!" he stood up wobbly, glaring up at the walkway above the cargo bay.
"We have come full circle!" she screamed through hysterical laughter, clutching at her sides.
"Like hell we have crazy!" he sniffed his soaked shirt, cursing again at the smell of protein flavoured pumpkin soup. He'd let her get away with a lot of things after Miranda, she earned some respect in his eyes, anyone who can take down a room full of over fifty Reavers tended to do that. She was relatively coherent now to; well, well enough that he could understand what came out of her kwong-juh duh mouth. That still didn't excuse this, though deep down he knew he deserved it for walking in on her in the showers the other night. Quite a sight too. The image of her popped into his mind and his trademark smirk appeared again.
Another red fire ball zoomed through the air, planting more orange gooey soup in his face.
He frowned wiping the mush out of his eyes and glancing up at the railing. She was glaring at him… 'woops'
"Inconsiderate buffoon!" she shrieked.
He let out a feral growl and bolted up the metal stairs after her.
She let out another shriek and began to sprint through corridors of Serenity.
"Get back here crazy! We ain't square!"
The sound of combat boots echoed through out the halls, first through the mess hall than trapped inside the brig.
Jayne smiled deviously, backing her into a corner. "Now, I think its mine turn."
River's eyes widened, but she didn't attempt to move away, later on she would know why though now all she knew was that her body just didn't want to budge. "Jayne." She said warningly.
He grinned and lunged at her, grabbing her by the waist and tickled her as she squirmed and thrashed against the wall.
"No, stop!" she began to giggle, her cheeks going red and her eyes beginning to water.
"Do you yield?"
She squirmed again. "Noooo." She moaned through gasps of air. "Jayne, stopppp!" she wined.
"Do you yield?" he asked again.
"Fine yes! yes!" she screamed, grabbing his hand as she lost her balance and fell backward. He two didn't have a strong foothold on the ground and with the sudden jerk he fell too
The next moments were like millenniums. Their faces were only inches apart, River's hair fanned out a round her, and Jayne's bright blue eyes glancing down at her curiously. For an unfathomable amount of time they just stared at each other, both breathing heavily and memorizing every contour of the others eyes.
Jayne leant forwards slightly, and for a sudden heart quickening moment she though he was about to kiss her. His lips stopped just millimeters from hers as a bolt of electricity ran down their spines, shocking them both. He jerked back to sit on his feet and she quickly followed suit, both still staring at each other questioningly.
Jayne was the first to break the silence. "What the ruttin' hell was that?"
Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng - frog-humping son of a b"
Hun dan - Damn
shiong-tsan sha-sho - ass kicking killer
kwong-juh duh – crazy or nuts
A/N So yer, not sure if I should continue, could just be a one shot if its not too popular… so anyways hope u enjoy!