8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'

To finally talk to a girl a little wierder than me.

Her name is Kagome, she's a prep with a skirt on,

She wears a thong, but I'm not quite sure what that is.

And when she walks,

All the wind blows and the demons scream.

She doesn't notice me!

Cause she is watchin' battles

Creamin' over hot guys

Listenin' to rap metal

Jewel shards in her eyes

It's like a bad battle

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Someone stab me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the girl all the demons want.

She's the girl all the demons want!

She likes the godsmack and I like the Shikon Jewel

Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

She says she'd like to score some big bucks and a hot guy

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks,

All the wind blows and the demons scream.

She'll never notice me!

Cause she is watchin' battles

Creamin' over hot guys

Listenin' to rap metal

Jewel shards in her eyes

She likes 'em with a mustache

Racetrack season pass

Drivin' in a Trans-Am

Does a cap make a man?

It's like a bad battle

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Someone stab me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the girl all the demons want.

She's the girl all the demons want !

She's the girl all the demons want!

She's the girl all the demons want!

There she goes again

With skirts on, and ribbons in her hair

She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was to see her make it!

Now I am watchin' battles

Tryin' to be a hot guy

Listenin' to rap metal

Jewel shards in my eyes

I can't grow a mustache

And I dont like baseball caps

All I got's a 'Saiga...'Saiga....'Saiga.....

It's like a bad battle

She is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Someone stab me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the girl all the demons want.

She's the girl all the demons want!

She's the girl all the demons want!

She's the girl all the demons want!

She's the girl all the demons want!

(There she goes again)

She's the girl all the demons want!

She's the girl all the demons want!

(There she goes again)

She's the girl all the demons want!

She's the girl all the demons want!