Disclaimer: BabieMoon and Tiuna doesn't own any of the characters so don't sue us. Both of us are broke, plz have some mercy! o.O Okie on with the story.

Authors' note: Well, this fic was made by Tiuna and BabieMoon to reveal what REALLY happened during all those so called FMVs in FFVIII, beware, there are some creepy ones...... Plz R+R! We'll gladly take any flames, suggestions, yea yea you know what I mean. Enjoy!

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The Intro

Salt water escaped from the deep ocean; it touched the edge of shore, then swamp back to the ocean again. Whoever invented these meaningless waves... Who is singing that creepy music?? And who the hell is watching ocean?? A bird I assume, because the view moved across the water as though it began to fly and suddenly, words appear on the screen as the scenes change, "I'll be here."

"Why?"

"I'll be waiting here."

"For what?"

"I'll be waiting here.so if you come.you'll find me.I promise."

**Aww, aren't those one of the sweetest words you've ever heard. But why was Squall waiting for Rinoa? You would think that he wants to be with her, yes he DID wanted to be with her! He wanted to be with Rinoa so they could have a little fun. ^.~ (If you know what we mean) Of course, what else do you think he's waiting for.**

In a few mere seconds, the sea changed its form and there it was! It was some punk desert. **How the hell did that happen?** Squall's face ghostly appeared on the screen. Why? Because he was checking you out! In his mind, all he wanted was you, the player (^.~) of the game. Because he could only sneak a little peak, his face disappeared. The scene changes again to a flower field, the sweet promise ended with the words "I promise." It came into sight and then shattered to thousands of pieces all of a sudden. Rinoa standing with her back at you, it seems like she's looking for something. Actually, she was showing off her perfectly shaped ass.then you think your grandma's ass could look better than that. You (as the bird) flew to the other side to see her beautiful face looking back at you, she looked concerned. Probably because the bird (you) looked hideous, then you wonder how you looked revolting as you took a mirror and found a HUGE pimple! Time to call your doctor! Rinoa flung her hair to her back, she's telling you that SHE is prettier, and you can NEVER have her gorgeous hair, but then you think, who is she trying to kid? My dog looks more hairier than that. Then a pretty feather distracted her view, and she forgets all about you, at the same time she's trying to seduce you by showing off her boobies, make you think how stupid she is because you got your own! (Sorry to all male readers) The feather started to spin in the air right in front of you as if it's trying to seduce you too. Then you think, am I that hot? They all seem so desperate. Damn I must be hot! By magic (We believe) the feather turned into a gunblade, as the scene changed again from a pretty flower field to a thundering storm. Then the gunblade does a couple of turns before it lands itself on the ground, sticking up, and then you'd think, that looks familiar! Remember what it is? Not going to mention it, if I did, you'd be slapping me so let's forget about that. (Hint: BALLZ!) Surprisingly, there is no rain! You'd think the Squaresoft people are too cheap to put just some TEENY TINY raindrops. In the background, Edea shows up, she closed her eyes as she masturbates, touching her own boobs, at the same time, showing off her long fingernails. You know why? She's trying to get your attention! Then you think, oh! She wants me! But nah, you're too old!

Then you see some punk looking at you again! And the words "Final Fantasy VIII" appears and makes you think how stupid they looked like as they flashed for about 1/2 a second in front of you. A leather gloved hand grabs the gunblade handle, enjoys it if you know what I mean ^.~. YAY, it's Squall! With Seifer? They started fighting furiously. Seifer held up his hand, making the "come here" signal. He desperately wanted Squall to go over there and seduce him. Squall, looking horny, rushed over starting fighting some more, if you know what I mean by 'fighting' ^.~. Then you some weird scenes of Edea and Rinoa, showing off their boobies, but you really didn't give a damn. You're probably wondering why they're fighting each other.they want to be turned on of course. Also, both of them want to be on top. Both being stubborn, they result in fighting. Then some other scenes of Edea and Rinoa appears again, you feel like slapping them from seeing the Squall and Seifer catfight, but just before you could slap them, the scene transformed itself back to the catfight again. Seems like Squall was winning, but Seifer cheats and uses his limit break, ah the hell with the name of that crappy limit break. It thrown Squall towards the rocks behind him. Seifer, wanting to show the world that Squall is his, slashed him on the forehead. Squall, figures out what Seifer wanted to do, and slashes him back. Now, they will always have something in common. And then you see all these crazy scenes with Rinoa again, you'd say under your breath, "What does that slut want now?" But no! She wasn't looking for you this time! She was looking for Squall! You'll see Rinoa falls out from hell lot of feathers, and you'd wonder "Where did those feathers come from?" Well it was the goose feathers in their pillow! Now you know what they're doing! You'd see Rinoa opens her arms and fall towards you with a desperate look on her face, and then the scene changes back to Squall with a VERY gay expression on his face. He was horny. Then you'd feel all special because you were wanted by the both of them! NO! It was not YOU that they wanted this time! You'd see a side view of Rinoa falling into Squall's arms, but just before they could feel each other up, the screen suddenly turns white and you see the label "Final Fantasy VIII". That concludes the end of the official intro that Squaresoft shown you, but did you know there was a part being cut off? Rinoa and Squall was HAPPY that they didn't "hug" in front of you because they went STRAIGHT down to the point after they had their embrace. The director couldn't do anything about it so they had to cut it off. Now you know one more thing that Squaresoft tried to hide from you! Beware, there are many more other things that wasn't shown or described in the game!

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Authors' note: This includes the end of the first chapter, there's more coming up! But afta hella hard work, wouldn't be too harsh to ask for some suggestions right? Plz R+R! We'll post up the second chapter as soon as we finish it. Meanwhile check out our other stories! Thanx! ^-^