A/N: Okay, this is the first one I'm actually going to post :D So review away when your done so i can know what to improve on and if you enjoyed it. Friend of mine wanted me to post it XD
Warnings: Yes, there is a warning. This pokes fun at fanfiction. I say this now so that i don't get horrible flames about how I shouldn't be here if I'm going to make fun of it. I think every now and then we should point and laugh at ourselves, so that's why I wrote it. That and mostly due to all the Mary Sue's out there :D
Disclaimer: Of course I don't own Kingdom Hearts, but if I did Sora would actually listen to me and move where I tell him to in the game for once, and Riku wuld have had better controls in KH2.
The room was dank, dark, and all things plain disgusting. It was actually a giant cell, that housed every budding writer's dreams. Yes, this is the place we all started in. Where we all hope to leave one day once the golden light of the sun reaches us and we can burst free from here. Some of us are lucky, and leave in just a few months. There are those though, who end up here forever. Never to leave this eternal hell.
The doors of the cell slammed open, startling the sole occupant of the room as two boys were thrown none to gently into the cell with her. She got up, and made her way over until suddenly she felt it. The Change was starting to come over her. Her once beautiful red hair turned silver. Her hazel eyes turned blue, and she was taller now (at least a good 5 inches). Her outfit remained the same this time, but for how long was the question?
"Riku! Riku what happened?" One of the boys, a spiky haired brunette with blue eyes, and ridiculously huge feet asked his companion, more than freaked out by his surroundings in the dark cell.
"Oh no, not another one!" She moaned and resignedly plopped down onto the ground.
"I don't know Sora. One minute we were on the islands, the next thing I know we're here. I don't even remember how we ended up here." The one named Riku said, a frown clearly showing his distatse at the situation. She studied him and groaned. Silver hair, blue-green eyes. She now knew her role.
"What's gonna happen to us? Why are we here?" Sora whined. She felt her lip curl slightly in disgust. She hated the whiny ones.
"You're in a plot. This is how it starts." She said, and the two boys finally noticed her. Confused both boys blinked owlishly at her, not understanding what she said.
"You're IN a PLOT." She said emphasizing the key words necessary for them to actually know. Newbie's were always shell shocked when they first arrive here.
"A…plot? What's a plot?" Sora asked making a move to get close to the girl who liked a lot like his best friend. Riku held him back, glaring at her as if she were a threat.
"Don't get close. She might have rabies." He warned. Sora immediately backed away. She didn't blame them for being wary. At one point in her life, in another plot, she had contracted rabies and killed everyone.
"Why are we here? Where is here?" Riku questioned.
"Like I said, you're here because she wanted you here. We're just in her head, waiting for the madness to unfold."
"The madness?" They repeated like perfect little parrots.
"Yeah. Name's Risu by the way. Well, it is now apparently." She held out her hand which Sora, ignoring Riku's earlier warning about rabies, shook excitedly.
"My name's Sora! The Keyblade Master! And this is my best friend in all of the worlds Riku!" Riku sighed exasperated as Sora continued to tell the strange girl any thing and everything. Really he was too naïve for his own good.
"Ignore the goofball for a second, and tell us who she is. Why does she want us here?" Risu stretched and as she did so her clothes began to change. Her black loose jeans and chains were replaced with blue denim jeans and a stud belt, and her red shirt, turned blue with a yellow vest over it that stopped mid rib cage.
"Whoah! What happened to your clothes?!"
"Why do you look sort of like me?" Riku did not like this. This girl seemed to have the ability to shape shift her appearance. She could prove dangerous if they weren't careful.
"It's her. She's redesigning me." Risu whimpered as her converses were replaced with brown boots. She had really liked those! Seriously these boots didn't even match with the outfit she had on! Some people should leave character design to the professionals.
"I guess, I should explain what's going on. You two are about to be apart of my creator's fanfic." She smiled at the look of pure horror that had appeared on Riku's face. Sora only paled a little, his smile once bright and happy was strained and weak.
"N-no!" Riku gasped. The horror was in his voice too, how lovely. Oh my, it seems her personality was changing too. Perhaps she was going to be a psychopath again like when she was in Soul Eater.
"Please…not me! I'm too young!!" Sora wailed and ran for the bars. He started banging on them trying to get someone's attention and be set free.
"HELP! HELP, SOMEBODY!! I DON'T WANNA GET BUTT RAAAPPPEEED!" He cried. Riku ran over and yanked Sora away from the bars just in time to avoid getting beat with a nigth stick by one of the guards on the other side.
"Sora! Pull yourself together! Don't start falling apart! That's what they want!" Sora whimpered as his eyes watered and nose running, looking absolutely pitiful as Riku tried to keep him sane.
"But Riku, You know what happened to the guys in the Final Fantasy series. Remember how they turned out?!" He panicked grabbing at his hair and began pacing around in the cell. Riku shuddered at the memories of the last time he had seen the Final Fantasy characters at a Square-Enix meeting. The worst had been the ones from FFVII and FFVIII. Cloud had become a paranoid wreck, hiding under anything and everything he could. He never slept, hardly ate, all the while he kept his butt covered with his hands and screamed bloody murder if someone even mentioned Sephiroth in passing. Leon was a different story. He'd gone crazy after being forced to suffer in a fic where time started over and over and his whole goal in the story was to end up with Ultimecia, who was the one responsible for forcing him to relive events until he cracked, and became a vegetable that she would make her…plaything.
"Yeah, you guys are fucked." Risu laughed, and both boys noticed how much darker her voice was. It was caught somewhere between being the usual soft spoken voice she had earlier and a slightly lower voice that Riku admitted scared the shit out of him. Suddenly one of the guards knocked on the cell, and Risu stood up again and made her way towards the bars.
"Here's the script. Read and learn it in an hour." The man said passing the package through the bars and into her hands before walking off back to where ever he had come from. Risu sighed, all ready having some idea of what would happen. Sora stopped his frantic passing and went up to her to see what was happening now.
"A script?" Riku said coming up to join the other two. They watched as Risu flipped through the script at lightning speed before dropping it on the floor.
"What a waste of talent and potential!" She snarled, suddenly kicking at the bars.
"YOU SUCK BOSS!!!" She yelled, but as usual received no reply. It's not like her kind were ever really listened to anyway. Once her anger was satisfied, she turned back around to face the boys, her own face grim.
"Listen, here's the deal. I'm assuming this is your first fanfic appearance right?" Both boys nodded the heads.
"All right. I'll explain everything, because once this story gets out, your never gonna have a moments piece until a new game comes out and replaces your popularity." She sat back down on the ground Indian style, ignoring the squelching sound that echoed in the room. Riku and Sora looked nervously at each other before sitting down as well. Seeing as she had their full attention she began her tale.
"We exist in a realm different from those of humans. We are in their imagination. Therefore to them, we physically don't exist. Our problem starts, however, with writers. I'm sure your familiar with them at least. For they wrote you into existence."
"Yeah, they argued a lot at first, but eventual we were born and our game was a success!" Sora said cheerfully. Riku elbowed him in the ribs.
"Shh! I want to get to the point of this as soon as possible."
"Anyway, there are a group of aspiring authors out there, that want to be just as good, or better, than them and make their own stories. So they make their own characters, and give them their own plot to work in. Some of the ideas don't work out, and some do. Yet, they stumble across something that no one should ever really find. Fanfiction."
They all shivered at the word, Sora and Riku picturing just what sort of torture they would have to suffer through, while Risu remembered all her other previous experiences.
"So, how do they find fan fiction?" Sora asked.
"Some wonder the internet and find it on accident, some are told about websites or RPG's from friends. But, most just start writing it after they obsess over a game, movie, cartoon, book, T.V. show, or whatever and post it where ever will take it."
"Do they have no lives? To sit there and make their own fics with characters they didn't even make?" Riku wondered. What kind of person would one have to be a fanfic writer?
"Some do, some don't. Whose to say really? You'd be surprised at who writes fanfics these days. The point is that it's written. They take characters like you and make you do and say things that they want you too."
"I knew it! So, that time Tidus kept thinking he was a stripper down on his luck, and kept calling Selphie his pimp was because of an after affect from the fanfic he had been in!" Sora observed. Riku and Risu stared at him amazed.
"Sora, that…sounded intelligent." Riku said in amazement. Risu snorted in amusement.
"It's my creators script. She altered his personality to be more intelligent and dominant." She shrugged. She was used to it, but she had to hand it the Boss that she knew how to make the hopelessly stupid look intelligent.
"Dominant? B-but I'm the dominant type?!" Riku's voice changed to a lighter pitch as he panicked and he grabbed at his throat and horror.
"What's happening to my voice!"
"Dude, mine's getting deeper!" Sora freaked, clawing at his own throat.
"It's like puberty for you isn't it?" Riku said. Sora glared daggers at his so called best friend.
"You know, not all of us can be "sex gods" like you, ya' know! Besides, your starting to sound like a-"
"The Change begins." Risu said sagely,cutting Sora off and watching the changes occur in mild interest.
"WHAT CHANGES!!!" They both yelled. Only it was too late the damage had been done. The last thing either boy would see is the unsympathetic look on Risu's face as she filed her nails while watching them.
A/N: Aaaaannd, that's it for now. XD So what did you think? just hit review and let me know if i should keep going.