A Passing-the-Pitchfork Dramatic Theater Production…

(Featuring snowfallxo [Lizzy, onlynorthstar], silvereyedangel [Belle, SilveressBelle], chibiyugixyami [Arie, chibiyugixyami], and me, DestinedJonas [Rachel, IAmUniqueRachel])

Notes: This will occur in three separate timezones at the same time, each differing 6 hours. This soap opera will last 2 – 3 hours, starting at approximately 3PM Eastern Time (USA), 9PM in the Netherlands and 3AM in Hong Kong. The three Jonas boys (who will be dressed like cherubs, complete with wings and pretty pretty angel music pretty pretty angel music) will be narrators in this.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Jonas Brothers nor do I own Twitter (aka Twatter)

A video projection screen flickers to life onstage.

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chibiyugixyami: No music will help right now, not even Nick. Sometimes silence is best.

IAmUniqueRachel: When will these scars go away? I was a fool, I didn't mean them. I don't want to be branded as "depressed" for the rest of my life.

SilveressBelle: My best friend is rock bottom and she's pushing me away, like lot of people lately.

onlynorthstar: Anything is better than this right now. Anything. fucking fucking anything is better than my life.

Curtains down, chibiyu, Destined, and snowy take places on stage.

Kevin: (sits on cloud suspended on top of the stage. Strums acoustic.) Prologue. It is Mother's day, May 8th 2011.

Chibiyu: (speaking quietly) I want someone to love me... for who I am. (bitter mocking) Happy Mothers Day, from your "Hopeless Bitch of a daughter."

Nick: (plucks complex tune on lyre and hums) Least loved by a mother who craved only one child.

Destined: (sings softly through the silence) When you love someone and they break your heart, don't give up on love. Have faith, restart.

Joe: (preens wings, readjusts halo) You don't need a boy to experience a broken heart.

Snowy: (hysterical) Why do I feel like everything's my fault. (mutters) Got called a hopeless bitch today.

Kevin: Everyone's called names and being pushed away.

Nick: But remember the darkest night…

Joe: (spreads arms) Comes before the brightest day.

Curtain raises, solo spotlight on chibiyu in a weathered trench coat, tears streaming down her face

Chibiyu: (dramatic singing)Without me, his world will go on turning. A world that's full of happiness, that I have never known!

A new spotlight on the girl with purple highlights.

Silver: (Enters, shaking head) Why is it, that suddenly everybody is leaving me? Am I not worth fighting for? Chibi, Lizzy, emo time?

Chibiyu: You missed my emo time with Rachel. (gestures to the front side stage where Destined is kneeling with Snowy, who has her head in her hands)

Four spotlights are on now.

Snowy: (Answers from between fingers, voice muffled) Yes. Very much emo-time. You have no idea.

Destined: (wrings hands) I'm sorry I can't do more. I am a coward. I'm sorry for not being enough. You deserve more. (chokes up)

Silver: (sighs in exasperation, then looks around and sighs again, only this time in resignedness) So everybody is feeling down. This is crappish.

Destined: (tries to distract everyone from their troubles) Good evening Belle. (stands up and shouts loudly across the stage) And yes, my dear European mom, I'll be sleeping now!

Nick: (stage whispers) No she won't.

Snowy: (hugs Destined) Goodnight.

Destined: (hugs Snowy back, holding on tighter than ever) Goodnight. Hold on another day.

JB: (harmonizes) Because Love is on it's way.

Snowy: (stands up, turns away and walks offstage) I think we all just need to take care of each other.

Spotlights fade, leaving the three girls still onstage shrouded in darkness.

JB: (strums guitars, plays pianos, hits tambourines) It's alright, you'll find a brighter day!

Destined: (speaks to Silver) I officially hand you Arie-duty and Lizzy-duty.

Silver: (confuzzled) Then who gets Belle-duty?

Destined: (random muttering)Asfjnldsjkfgnjks. I'm knighting both Arie and Lizzy to be on Angel-duty.

The stage is suddenly illuminated brightly as Snowy runs back onstage.

Snowy: (after checking her Twitter page, yells furiously) WHY THE HELL DOES ADAM HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR HIS CHEST HAIR. I DON'T THINK THE JONAS BROTHERS HAVE AN ACCOUNT FOR CHEST HAIR… (mutters under her breath) You guys are weird.

Chibiyu: (chuckles) That's because they don't have any Liz. (turns to Silver) And I get Belle-duty. I'm sick of being taken care of.

Destined: We all get friend-duty. Lizzy's right. We need to be there for each other. And… I think Kevin has chest hair? (grabs Kevin's robe and checks)

Kevin: (indignant exclamation, pulls his robe back up) Hey! I'm the NARRATOR! You're not supposed to touch me!

Destined: (continues speaking with a bored expression) Yup, Kevin has chest hair.

The lights go off, as do the four actresses. Piano resumes playing.

Nick: (solo, sings) 'Cause Love is on it's… Way.

The gentle ending chords to "Love is on its Way" fade away.

End of Prologue.

So, Lizzy, Arie, Belle and I were talking on Twitter quite some time ago. The conversation was so... random, that I just had to write it down a la Snowfallxo. You see, Lizzy used to do that too, you can check it out on her profile.

~Destinedx

PS Took me 4 days to write down all the tweets, 4 days to rearrange it into something readable and flowing, 2 days of just general laziness and 2 days of imagining up the Jonas' characters. Just saying.