Tsuki; IMPORTANT AUTHORS' NOTE~! I WANT TO CONGRADULATE REECA AND KEKO ONTO MAKING IT TO THEIR ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY! 3 3 3 3 3 I LOVE YA TWO RETARDS~! What do ya know… the Kagamine twins start dating and the Tequila twins start dating… TWINCEST IS WINCEST~
Yachiru; LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD!
(Reeca's POV)
I got up and instantly saw the face of my Catholic Christian. I saw the grin spread across his face and looked puzzled.
"It's THURSDAY!" I jumped out of bed*yes, I don't care wtf I'm wearing* and tackled him.
"HAPPY ONE MONTH ANAVERSARY KEKO~!"
"HELL YEAH BITCH!" then we got up. "Everyone shall be dead or dying so we get the house to ourselves~!"
"You get Sparky, I get Chucky and we get the tequila~! CHEE-YEAH!" we ran around the house faster than he could pee and met up in the parlor. I found the tequila*hidden in Sandra's room* and he found a horse… "Where the fuck did you get that?" Oo
"In Katie's room. His name is Feces~!" there was a pregnant silence in a couple of seconds until we died of laughter. "NOW LET'S GET DRUNK LIKE GEL HAS NEVER BEEN DRUNK BEFORE!"
"SHE'S BEEN DRUNK EVERYDAY AND STILL WENT TO SCHOOL!"
XxXxXxX…
Hits beemn yhree joues anmf npw Kelko anf HIK domt kmoe ehrn je hotr yhe fress on(Translation: It's been three hours and now Keko and I don't know when he got the dress on)…
"KEKO~! YOU STUPID CATHOLIC CHRISTIAN I WANT TO RIDE FECES!" HI jifcked fim ogg tje frunk hprsr amf wif hin in fe gress I diefed, seong thr drees glip ans dee jis nriegs! XD XD XD XD XD XD(I kicked him off the drunk horse and with him in the dress I died, seeing the dress flip and see his briefs!).
"NO~ YOU RODE HIM YESTERDAY WITHOUT MEH~!" je ehinrd and qe kooked kije we nade a Teeca sammicj wif a hprsr~! Yhe fopr ipemed ans er saq te guckace, Lasie(He whined and we looked like we made a Reeca sammich with a horse~! The door opened and we saw the fuckface, Kassie).
"YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING WHORES YOU TOOK MY FUCKING TEQULA NOW FUCKING GET BACK TO YOUR STUPID ASS ROOMS AND GIVE ME THE HORSE NOW!" se nift ve srunk nut pur kortpe akils sre getyef~! Qe skowly xkosed on pn jer quth Soarky and Vhucky(We might be drunk but our motor skills are better~! We Slowly closed in on her with Sparky and Chucky.). "Uhh…guys?"
"DIE YOU STUPID FUCKFACING WHORE THAT SHOULD ROT WITH BRIAN AND HIS BARBIE SKANK!" qe kumoed fer ang JI daetrd diopung odf jer gace ad Kefo fot off hre kimbd, dowky rprturoing ger. Tge JPRSE daryed dtepoing in qhays kegt og jer dace and dyepord on jer gungs ans huts anf duch. (We jumped her and I started ripping off her face as Keko got off her limbs, slowly to torture her. The HORSE started stepping on what's left of her face and stepped on her lungs and guts and such XP).
XxXxXxX…
The fucking hangover's here now! -3-*** the horse made a bonfire of the rottigng corpse as we kept the heart to stab.
FLUSH!
We looked at the stairs and saw KORRIEY walking down fixing his pants…
"Hi!"
"What the fuck are you doing eher? How did you get here?" I wanted to die again.
"The door was open!"
"And you ignore the chick being killed by a midget, her boyfriend and a horse?"
"Pretty much!"
"God you're retarded…"
"Who the farge are you!" we turned and saw Keko stabbing the heart.
"I'm Korriey!" I sighed at his…intelligence…
"Now you all must relax and start cheering or celebrating that the little skank is dead." we looked aroud for the voice.
"HELLO?"
"I'm right here!" we saw the horse and looked a bit freaked out. "What? You've never seen a talking horse before?"
"In my dreams! But it was a unicorn~!" Korriey cheered.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"SIGH!" the door opened slowly and I walked to see who the fuck it was now. I saw no one so I slammed the door shut but heard something break.
"OW! MY FUCKING NOSE!" I opened the door again and saw the male Sora~!
"OHMYGAWD!"
"WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE!" I saw Keko with anime tears and hugged him.
"It's ok, love. He's just…ugh…" I pointed at Korriey. "That MUST be a dream." I pointed to Feces. "And he is my drawing~!" I pointed at Sora as Keko looked freaked out.
"…hi…?"
"Now lets go get the matches!" I dragged Keko into the kitchen and we looked for the matches and found them in the dishwasher… "Hold these real quick." I threw them on my Catholic Christian and walked into the other room really quick. Then you could hear screams and Chucky/or Sparky going off and Sandra's voice randomly.
"GOT 'EM!"
XxXxXxX…
We drank the soup and Sandra sat by her cousin, as he secretly threw bones into her soup and Keko was stirring the pot with human bones, blood and some eyeballs.
"This is really good soup!" Korriey slurped it all.
"I never knew that a fat dickless bastard like him could taste like candy…" Sora had a grin on his face.
"I LOVE THIS! CAN WE KILL BRAIN'S SLUT NOW AND SCREWSTONE!" Gel cheered.
"Maybe tomorr-" Sandra started choking when she hacked up a bone, and it flew into the horses bowl…
"Oops…"
"AUKAI YOU FUCKTARD!" leaves to the other room and you hear screams of terror.
"I WANNA HELP!" everyone else went to join the "fun" so me and Keko cuddled.
"So how's the anniversary going so far for you?" I looked up at Keko.
"It's going like one crazy hell party!" I laughed. "What's your favorite part?"
"The fact that you forgot that you're still in a dress…"
"FUCK!"
HAPPY ANAVERSARY KEKO AND REECA! I WISH YOU LUCK ON YOUR RANDOM FUTURE ADVENTURES!
LOVE-SANDORA AND THE REST OF YOUR AWESOME FRIENDS THAT YOU LOVE~! X3