Geko, Gecko, Geko, Gecko? Hmph

by Calico Yorki

The only part of this story that isn't dialoge? Two lines of sound effects. I respect Soul and Maka, and I'mma let you finish...But Eruka and Free are one of the best Soul Eater pairings OF ALL TIME! Rated T for minor swearing.

"'Ey...Eruka."

"Heeeh...Yes, Free?"

"I don't mean to sound stupid - "

"You should speak true to your nature."

"...Um, okay, yeah. It's just...Eruka, you're a Frog Witch, right?

"Yes, of course."

"...Then..."

"...Yes, geko?"

"...Then why are ya always saying 'gecko'? That doesn't make much sense for you, if you're a Frog Witch. Ya know?"

"..."

"..."

"...Dumbass."

"Whuuut?"

"First of all don't 'whuuut' me, it's frickin' annoying. Second, it's not gecko - It's geko. Croaking! That's what frogs do!"

"...Oh."

"Yes. Anything else?"

"Actually...Yeah."

"What's the stupid question this time?"

"If you're a Frog Witch, why are you always using tadpoles, and the only frog included in yer magic is when you turn into a frog?"

"..."

"..."

"...!"

"...?"

"FFFFFFFFFF - I HAVE WORK TO DO SO CUT IT WITH THIS SHIT! WRAAAGH!"

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"...Why do girls always have to be so hard to understand...? Oh well - Time for Free, the mightiest werewolf of all, to get a snack! UOOOOOHHH!"

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