Digimon © Akiyoshi Hongo, Toei Animation.
Happy Tree Firends © Rhode Montijo, Kenn Navarro, Mondo Mini Shows.
Happy Digital Friends
"Son of the Beach"
Featuring...
Guilmon
Veemon
Biyomon
Palmon
Beach, 1137 Hours
Guilmon is bathing in the sun, Veemon is taking photos of every bikini girl he sees, and Biyomon and Palmon are in the water, playing around with a big beach ball.
All of a sudden, a big shark comes out of the water, behind Biyomon. Palmon, scared, points at the shark, but Biyomon thinks she's just playing. She also points behind Palmon, with the same scared expression. Thinking a huge shark is behind her, Palmon suffers a heart attack and falls dead to the water.
Before Biyomon can go see what's wrong with Palmon, the shark behind her bites off the vertical part of her head, leaving half of her brains on sight.
Veemon notices the shark, and runs so that he can save Palmon, unknowing that she's already dead. He drags Palmon to the sand and gives her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Then he puts his left ear on Palmon's chest, trying to hear her heartbeat.
Thinking Veemon only wants to do nasty things to Palmon, Guilmon goes and kicks Veemon away. He falls on a parasol, which goes through his chest like a sword, staining itself with Veemon's blood.
Guilmon then picks Palmon up and tries to take her to the hospital. Unfortunately, he doesn't look at both sides before crossing the street, so a car runs over him, exploding him and Palmon's corpse, leaving their brains, lungs, hearts, arms, legs, intestines and every other intenal organ spilled over the place. Then, we notice that inside Guilmon's stomach was... guess what? You guessed, Guilmon Bread!!!
THE END
Moral: Wait 2 hours before going to swim after you eat!
Reviews accepted! No flames, please. I warned you about the violence and gore.