Authors note: This is my first thing to be put up. Please no flames! Also, all characters are OCs because this is way in the future of the trilogy. I did that on purpose. The first entries will be kind of short. Hopefully, they will eventually get longer. Right now this is just a parody fic, but it will probably involve darker and more serious themes later on. Chandni may seem kind of like a Sue, but she will be developed further later, and this is my way of intruducing the characters and setting for several more serious fics.

Disclaimer: Star Wars isnt mine. Its George Lucass. And I dont know who came up with the original idea for a diary parody, but it wasnt me.

Entry one: 4,036 years post Battle of Yavin, 1200 hours standard time, second month, first week, third day.

Aarrrrrghh!! Im so bored. Let me introduce myself- Im Darth Chandni, the Dark Lord (Darth Andromedea)s apprentice. And Ive somehow acquired the mildly disturbing (for a sith) nickname of Andi.(Chandni, you know.)

Anyway, not only am I bored to death, Im going insane (or at least more insane than I usually am, that is.) If you were an animate object, and you knew me well ( which youd have to for me to tell you this) You would probably ask me how this was different from how I usually am. But youre not. So Im not going to tell you. (Ha!)

Well Id better go, on account of the fact that Im hiding in the refresher while I write this and Tori, my best friend here, is banging on the door. Bye!

-D. Chandni