Summary for Who'd of Thought: It's the Marauder's fourth year at Hogwarts. Sirius has a thing for Remus and has had ever since they first met, but Sirius has ignored his feelings towards Remus convincing himself that Remus didn't feel that way about him. However when James, Peter and Sirius start talking about how Remus "gets his rocks off" Sirius is forced to revisit a memory that may make it hard for him to keep the sexy irresistible werewolf in the back of his mind.

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"Well, when do you think he does it?" Sirius asked James over the chessboard one evening after they had walked Remus to the whomping willow.

"I'dunno…" James said shrugging as he knocked over one of Sirius' pawns.

"How long do you think the record is for someone going without getting' any?" Peter asked through his lollipop. James yanked it out of his mouth and put it into his.

"Oi!" Peter yelled James ignored him.

"Well if there's a record Remus has definitely broken it." Sirius said watching James' bishop knock over his Queen.

"You'd think even a Prefect would need it once in a while." James said as Sirius knocked over a knight.

"Who do you think he would get it from anyway?" Peter asked "I mean he doesn't do it himself, you'd think after four years we would've caught him by now." James chuckled.

"Yah, but think about it do you see him kissing, holding hands or even giving chicks little sexy glances to tell you he is getting any?" James asked now leaning back as his move completed the game.

"I hate this game." Sirius said leaning back as well; Peter tossed him a lollipop and pulled another out of his pocket for himself. Sirius caught it and began to unwrap it.

"I'd hate to think our Mooney isn't getting any." He said examining the candy and finally, satisfied sticking the lollipop into his mouth. (Years of pranking had made him somewhat suspicious of any kind of digestible item).

"I mean there's really no reason for him not to…" Sirius continued not really paying attention to what he was saying. "…who wouldn't want him? He's smart, he's sensitive, he's funny and he's damn sexy there's no reason why someone wouldn't want him." He finished looking over at his comrades.

"What?" He asked as the two of them who were now staring at him.

"Nothing…" Peter said, but James raised an eyebrow.

"You seemed to have given this a fair bit of thought, Eh Padfoot." Sirius snorted.

"What is that suppose to mean?" He asked turning away slightly so as not to show the fact that he was blushing, James shrugged sarcastically.

"Well…" He said." We're all assuming that he get's his rocks off by girls and as we only would have noticed if it was a girl, it's possible that it isn't." He finished Peter was staring at James with his mouth open.

"You think Mooney is… Gay?" Peter asked James smacked him.

"Quit staring at me like that, and why the hell not?" He asked "There's no proof that he isn't, unlike with me and Padfoot here who…well it's not really a Question for us." He said punching Sirius in the shoulder.

"Ow!" Sirius was so deep in thought that he had forgotten that James was even there, James smirked.

"So you do like him." James said Peter choked on his candy making Sirius turn a darker red which wasn't possible to hide from James.

"I knew it!" James yelled Peter was still trying to get air into his lungs James smacked him on the back making the piece of candy shoot across the room.

"Shut up." Sirius said trying to hide his face, but with little success.

"You poof!" James said jumping onto the couch above Sirius, pulling away the pillow he had been attempting to cover his face with and began beating him with it.

"Not poof!" Sirius yelled trying to reclaim his pillow James stopped.

"Not poof, then what…bi?" James asked Sirius scowled and grabbed his pillow.

"Yes..." He said covering his face again. James laughed and pulled at the pillow again.

"How long have you known?" James asked

"…since before Hogwarts."

"…and How long have you liked Remus?" He said letting go of the pillow, Sirius sat up and put the pillow on his lap. His face wasn't very red any more but his ears were bright red followed by the back of his neck.

"Since you introduced me…but I've been able to ignore it until the end of third year." His gaze dropped to the pillow, James jumped down sitting on the sofa and smiled.

"Oooo….what happened at the end of third year?" He asked now both Peter and James were staring at him expectantly.

"I love a good story." Peter said sitting cross-legged in front of Sirius who sighed.

"If I tell you, you can't tell Mooney right?"

"Right." Said James and Peter in unison