I have so many fucking ideas running through my head on a daily basis I don't even know if I'll finish any of these… but, all the same I'll try as hard as I can to finish these ideas. Anyway, enjoy this story! Soul Eater is love Soul Eater is life.

Chapter 1

"Liz, Patti!" Commanded the strange boy in a strangely symmetrical suit, with three strange white stripes running through the left side of his pitch back head, and two strangely golden eyes, to the blond girls behind him.

"Right." They chorused, as if they had said they had said the same thing to the same two words a thousand times, as they probably had.

The two girls glowed, slightly blinding the terrifying monster in front on the almost perfectly symmetrical boy. A moment later, twin pistols rested upside-down in the raven boy's hands, his pinkies pulling the triggers, and flashes of light erupted from the barrels of the guns, and two exhilarated laughs came from the gins in the boy's hands.

As quickly as the monster appeared, he died, exploding into nothing but a red, glowing, egg-type thing floating about three feet from the ground. The girls transformed back into their human form.

"Wow Kiddo! We sure got that guy good didn't we? But there's only one egg, so who gets it? Me, or Liz?" Said the shorted of the two girls. She had short, bright blond hair, innocent big blue eyes, and wore a cut off shirt, a small white tie, and baggy shorts.

"Yeah Patti's right, if there's only one Kishin egg, it wont be symmetrical…" The taller girl muttered in annoyance. She had long, dirty blond hair, smaller blue eyes, and the same outfit on; only she wore skinny jeans instead of the baggy shorts her sister, for they could be nothing else, had.

The boy gasped, and stumbled toward the girls.

"Your right! We can't take it; we must leave it in order to maintain symmetry, for it is the key to all perfection, the only way to live, and if one of you had more souls than the other… I couldn't even imagine the horror…"

"Oh! Kid, I almost forgot… Patti actually has ninety-nine souls, but I only have ninety-eight. So, instead of destroying symmetry, we will be preserving and reinstating the symmetry, by no longer being asymmetrical!" Yelled Liz, reaching out to grab Kishin egg, and swallowing it whole. "Tasty, a little sour, but still palatable."

"Yay! Symmetry! Symmetry is now preserved and beautiful once again!" Smiles Kid, his face red and glowing at the preservation of symmetry, unbeknownst to him, Liz let a massive sigh of relief; happy they escaped another tantrum from the boy with severe OCD. "Let's report to Father immediately."

"I'll do it!" Shouted Patti, running to a nearby window, breathing on it, and writing in the number 42-42-564 into the her breath created. "42-42-564 anytime you wanna… uh… break a giraffe's neck? Yeah! That sounds right!"

"Well, she got the number right at least…"

"Hi Lord Death! Kiddo, Liz and I finished our mission!"

"Yes, hello Father, we have successfully killed the serial killer H. H. Holmes, and collected Liz's ninety-ninth soul."

"Well then, that is fantastic!" Said to high squeaky voice of Lord Death through the store window turned video chat screen. "You know, as I'm sure you do, that after you collect ninety-nine Kishin eggs and one witch soul for each of your weapons, they can become a Death Scythe! I'm also sure I wont have to tell you that if you happen to accidently eat a different soul than the witch soul, for instance a cat soul like Soul and Maka, All the souls you have collected will be confiscated! So don't let me down!"

"Yes, we know, Father. I wont disappoint you. Are there any missions in which I can collect two witches' souls in one go? I'd always like to retain the symmetry in my weapons."

"Why… I actually do have one, but I was about to give it to a three star meister. This is an extremely dangerous thing to do, my son. Why don't you just accept a mission with one witch at a time? That may be better… and safer for my little boy…" Said the high-pitched voice from behind the silly cartoony mask of a simple skull.

"Uh… Kid, maybe we should listen to Lord Death. Witches are scary on their own, but two at the same time… I don't know if we should do that… it sounds fatal." Liz tried to persuade Death the Kid.

"It doesn't sound all that hard, big sis. We should do in order to keep Kiddo happy! Also, both of us will become Death Scythes at the same time! Won't that be cool?" Patti shouted in a high voice.

"Screw it… let's just… fine… but don't blame me when all of us either die or lose all the souls we've collected. We are going to die now, and I was so young and beautiful!" Liz cried.

"Well Father, I think we'll take it then! Get ready, the next two Death Scythes will be Miss Liz and Patti Thompson!" Kid shouted, still ecstatic about the preservation of symmetry earlier.

"Okay, the witches are Juliette and Blintz Evvet. They live in the South City of Toppy Ville and reside in a small house. I will warn you now… these witches are sisters and extremely protective of each other. You must go after the weaker sister Juliette first. Do you understand? That is the only way you can win. Fighting Blintz first will take all of your energy, and you wont win the tidal wave of power Juliette will get once she's dead. So the only way to win is to save your energy, and use it all to beat Blintz."

Kid, who listened the whole time, said, "Yes Father, we understand, and we will win, I know it!"

"Wow Kid, since when have you been so enthusiastic about anything?" Asked a surprised Liz.

"Well, it is to achieve symmetry! By killing two witches at the same time, both you and Patti will become Death Scythes at the same time, and I can wield you both without worrying about getting another witch and having one Death Scythe and a regular weapon… I couldn't handle that! I could very well die!" Kid responded, almost fainting at the horror of his last sentence.

"Yeah… that's actually a legit possibility with the level of OCD that you have…"

"Yay! I'm gonna be a Death Scythe, I'm gonna be a Death Scythe…" Sang Patti a little ways away from Kid and Liz.

"Okay, well, are you ready for the mission?"

"Yes Father! We won't let you down!"