Disclaimer: I own nothing. Plain and simple. This is for every chapter. :D

Don't hate me for starting a new Tsubasa story!!! If anyone else has done this, I swear I didn't copy. Just kinda spur or the moment, actually. So enjoy!!!!

Little Pink Riding Hood

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Narrorator (Mokona): Once upon a time, there was a girl who lived in a village near the forrest. When ever she went out, she wore a pink cloak, so every one called her Lil Pink riding hood.

Sakura: (Comes on stage, timidly; wearings pink cloak)

Narrorator: One day her –ahem- "mother" asked her to deliver a basket of baked goods to her grandmother in the forrest.

Fai: (wearing blue dress, smiling extreamly happily) Sakura, dear! Please deliver this to your granny!!! She's sick! And I don't want to get sick, so you go. :D

Sakura: (Sweatdrop) O-Ok.

Narrorator: So, lil pink –we'll call her Sakura- hugged her mother and said bye!

Fai: Remember! Go STRAIT to you granny's house! And don't talk to strangers!!!!

Sakura: Ok! (Thinking: I wonder what he said. I MEAN SHE!!!)

Narrorator: She skipped in the forrest and –not hearing what her "Mom" said- stopped to pick flowers, and watch the bird eat the butterflys. Ah, the circle of life.

Sakura: I'm sure granny will like ALL the flowers, but I wanna get her a special one!!!

Narrorator: Sakura was SO preoccupied with the flowers, she didn't see the dark figure coming near her.

Sakura: lalalalala!

Narrorator: Suddenly a "Wolf" came out of the brush.

Syaoran (Trying his best to sound unfriendly, and failing): What are you doing out here, little girl?

Sakura: What do you mean little? I'm 14. And you look about my age.

Syaoran: Sorry, I was just going by the script…

Sakura: Script?

Syaoran: Never mind, don't you have somewhere to be?

Sakura: Oh, yeah! I gotta get this to my grandma! (runs away)

Syaoran: Bye? Well, I'm off to kidnap her grandma… (takes short way to pink's grandma's house)

Narrorator: Meanwhile, Kuro-winky was in his bead, reading the latest issue of "Ninja centeral weekly."

Kurogane: Take that, Naruto!!! …You can do better than THAT, Sauske!!! (someone knocks on door) Crap. (get up; opens door)

Syaoran: Hi, I'm here to fix your TV.

Kurogane: (glares at Syaoran) Really?

Syaoran: (getting intimidated) Yes?

Kurogane: Sure whatever.

Syaoran: Can I ask you a question?

Kurogane: Whatever.

Syaoran: Why are you in a dress?

Kurogane: I'm Sakura's Granny.

Syaoran: Oh. Do you have a closet that locks from the outside?

Kurogane: Yeah. Over here. (Walks into it)

Syaoran: Huh. That was eaisier than I thought. (slams and locks door)

Kurogane: HEY!!!

Syaoran: Relax, if you come near the TV it'll go all 'splody. (mokona gave him a few shots of Sake)

Kurogane: Fine.

Syaoran: Seriously? Is it THAT easy to fool him? Oh well. (goes through granny cloths, until he finds one small enough. Changes; puts filly –itchy- cap on)

Sakura: (Knocks on door) It's me, granny!

Syaoran: (high pitched voice:) Do, come in, dear! It's unlocked!

Sakura: Kay! (walks in) I brought you some food. (puts in on table).

Syaoran: Thank you, dear! (thinking: Mokona better give me back my goggles for this!)

Sakura: (walks in granny's room) Granny, your cold must be terrible, your voice is so different!

Syaoran: Yes, it is, but I'm fine now that my dear grandaughter is here!

Sakura: What big ears you have!

Syaoran: (slightly offened) The better to hear you with!

Sakura: What big eyes you have!

Syaoran: They're no bigger than yours. :(

Sakura: What big teeth you have, WHAT KIND OF COLD IS THIS!?

Syaoran: The better to eat you with!

Sakura: OH, CRAP, YOU AINT MY GRANNY!!! (runs away)

Syaoran: (waits 10 seconds) Ok. (runs after her) RAWR!!

Narrorator: She ran down the forrest yelling "Wolf~! Help~!"

Sakura: Wolf~! Help~!

Narrorator: a local boy was chopping wood and heard her, he ran toward the wolf with his axe.

Ryu-o: DIE, WOLF!!!

Syaoran: It's me!

Ryu-o: Oh.

Narrorator: THE END!!!

Kuro-winky: What about me?

Fai: and me?

Narrorator: You don't matter any more.

Fai: aww.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What did you people think? Should I continue? What next?