Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts; things would be a lot crazier, random, and weirder

Trick or Treat Port Royal?

On the night of Halloween, Jack Skellington's holiday, there was a group of six teens who decided to go to Port Royal for the holiday…. Oh dear.

The leader of this Halloween team was Kairi as she was the only one with a proper sense. Sora would do something too stupid. Roxas would get all sugar crazy and do something too dangerous. Riku would be… well… too boring. Namine was too cautious. And Xion… who knew what went through her head really? Not to mention Axel decided to go solo this year. I just hope the Land of Dragons will survive. And Demyx had a concert in Atlantica. Hayner, Pence, Ollete, Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie weren't allowed off world. So no more than six this year.

Kairi had been forced into a lobster costume as she thought she was too good for to wear any costume for Halloween so everyone forced her in the costume and didn't tell her what it was and didn't let her near anything reflective. She couldn't get out of it without help too.

Sora was dressed as himself, an idiot with a weapon.

Roxas was dressed as a sugar demon. His clothes were covered in white sugar, so they looked white, monster drink stains around his mouth and on his hands, his right Keyblade replaced with a giant twizzler (which happened to have a few bites taken out of it), his left a giant sour gummy worm(with bites taken out of it too) , his hair appeared to be dripping more monster (which conveniently dripped into his mouth), and to top it off he was covered in candy wrappers (pretty obvious what happened to the candy seeing as how it disappeared within the last hour huh?).

Riku had been forced into a bride with an ax in her head costume. All he needed was the gown(which Sora was more than happy to buy since Kairi asked), red hair dye, some more makeup than he already wore(couldn't resist), a fake axe, and a little fake blood so it looked like the blood had dripped down from the wound.

Namine was dressed as Dora, red shorts, purple tee-shirt, dark skin, dark brown hair that was almost black, white gym shoes, and a purple back pack and brown eye contacts.

Xion was dressed as a blood sucking leech.

Oh dear. Now, shall we go onto the story?

Kairi-the lobster- sighed looking at the costumes of her friends and once more wondering what she was wearing. She was pretty sure it had a tail, and the arms were too heavy for her to lift, and she couldn't look down because the neck of the costume wouldn't bend. Oh, and she was having trouble walking. "Okay tell me what I am!" She demanded for maybe the thousandth time that hour alone. Everyone was surprised she hadn't lost her voice yet. And once more when she didn't get an answer she screamed in frustration. "Why won't you guys tell me!"

Sora-the idiot with a weapon-of course said something stupid. "Because if we told you you'd erupt in flames."

"What!" Kairi demanded looking very scary and angry.

"!" Roxas-the sugar demon- due to all the sugar he had eaten in the last hour was pretty much impossible to understand.

"Err, I think what Roxas meant to say was, you don't like any costumes and you'd get mad if you knew what you were." Naminé-Dora- said nervously, looking from the sugar crazed demon, to the lobster that might burn herself if she knew what she was wearing.

Roxas was jumping up and down really fast, which everyone assumed was his confirmation of what Naminé said. Or at least they could hope. No telling what went through his head when he was loaded with sugar.

"Better." Kairi growled crossing her arms and narrowing her eyes. "Riku, when will the ship land in Port Royal? We have a lot to do and only one Halloween night every year.

Riku-the bride with an ax in the head- remained silent for he was very mad at Kairi. (if you don't know why you'll know later on and you'll probably understand... probably.)

"Uhh, Riku when are we landing in Port Royal?" Sora stupidly repeated Kairi's question without knowing it because he hadn't been listening and was getting impatient.

"Few minutes." Riku answered Sora the armed idiot instead of the lobster.

"!" Roxas exclaimed something and everyone looked at Naminé for a translation.

"What? I don't understand everything the sugar demon says." Naminé said crossing her newly turned dark skinned arms and adjusting her purple backpack that had googly eyes.

"Hey… where'd the leech go?" Kairi asked for the first time noticing Xion's absence, looking around the small space of the gummi ship they had... borrowed.

",e4u!" Roxas exclaimed possibly making gestures to the ceiling.

Kairi and everyone (and Riku) else glanced up and spotted a giant blood-sucking leech on the ceiling and just stared for a minute, or two, or three since the ship landed itself without anyone noticing.

"Err… Xion? Why and how are you on the ceiling? And can you get down please?" Naminé asked the girl dressed as a blood sucking leech.

Xion-the bloodsucking leech- slowly inched off the ceiling to the wall, then down the wall to the floor. She then got onto her feet. "Sugar demon over there keeps mistaking me for a giant piece of candy." She said gesturing in Roxas' direction. "And I used special glue that moves if you use enough force."

An awkward silence followed and in total about an hour of trick or treating. Well except for Roxas who had disappeared without anyone noticing… until now.

"Uhh… guys?" Naminé called their attention realizing the sugar powered demon had disappeared, a newfound fear arising in her for what might happen.

Everyone looked to Naminé wondering what was wrong now.

"Did any of you see Roxas leave?" She asked, and in seconds there seemed to be a tangible fear in the air.

"Uh-oh…." Everyone said at once, looking out the nearest window only to see the tip of a sail of a rapidly sinking ship disappear. This is where Kairi finally took authority for the trick-or-treat operation.

"Well, we can't let the loose sugar demon mess up our operation. If anything it'll add fear which will make everyone easier to trick." Everyone just watched the lobster as she walked back and forth in front of the remainder of the team looking thoughtful. "So, since we're on odd numbers this year someone has to go it alone. Any volunteers?"

Everyone except Xion took a step back when Kairi wasn't looking, and when Kairi looked back she gave a small smile that made her look like a very evil lobster.

"Thank you for volunteering Xion."-At these words Xion looked confused but then she realized everyone had stepped back without her notice.-"You get to do your assignment, and Roxas', however you also get a third assignment, keep an eye out for Roxas and if you see him drag him back here for phase two. Me and Riku will do our double teamed assignment. Naminé still has her solo assignment. And since Roxas' assignment was to make sure Sora didn't do anything to stupid, you get to take him with you. And everyone, remember to come back here in an hour for phase two." With that everyone left for their assignments, minus Roxas who was somewhere doing who knew what.

Xion, and Sora (phase 1)

Sora was whimpering, out of his fear for Xion as they walked down no particular street of Port Royal. "S-so w-what's yo-your m-m-mission?"

Xion sighed. "Roxas' to make sure you don't do anything stupid, keep an eye out for the sugar demon and take him with us if we see him, and my original mission to steal a bunch of stuff, a very long table, a lot of forks, knives, spoons, plates, candles, and all the over stuff you'd see at a feast minus the food."

"Uh… where are you gonna get them?" Sora asked his tiny brain couldn't comprehend how Xion was supposed to get all that stuff in an hour.

Xion sighed kicking a rock as they walked. "You really are an idiot. It doesn't involve you. I have to put you somewhere you can't do anything stupid first."

"But… that's not what Roxas does…. He keeps me with him." Sora said confused, obviously telling the truth because he was too stupid to know how to lie.

Xion resisted the urge to slap him. "Well Roxas is busy being a sugar demon somewhere, so you're stuck with me. Now let's take care of you first." Xion said picking a rope up of the street.

Sora looked at her confused not understanding the significance of the rope.

Within seconds Xion hit Sora on the back of the head, tied him up, and dragged him back to the ship leaving him tied up there while she went to go get what she needed for her mission.

(Anyone else think Xion has problems here?)

Naminé (Phase 1)

Naminé was humming a song to herself as she walked. "Damn it Dora." She muttered to herself as she walked, thinking. Hmm, never realized but Dora and Sora rhyme... hmm….Sora, Sora, Sora the explorer…. Naminé chuckled to herself, entertained by the thought.

Naminé continued walking to the market looking for lamp oil; she hadn't been given any munny or the currency of this world to buy it though. She had to rely on her sweet talk as a distraction to one of the merchants. Wouldn't be the first time, and wouldn't be the last.

Naminé found a merchant that sold the lamp oil she needed, and sweet talked him, while doing so making the many, many cases of lamp oil disappear down a dark corridor the opened by the gummi ship.

"Well, I should be going." Naminé said with a soft chuckle to the merchant before leaving. She was also having trouble believing the fact the dude wasn't afraid of her Dora costume. Who isn't terrified of Dora? She thought to herself as she made her way back to the ship.

(Sorry for lack of conversation, I may add it in some other time)

Riku and Kairi (Phase 1)

"C'mon, please tell me!" Kairi pleaded with Riku, once more asking what costume she was wearing, giving him the puppy dog eyes even.

"No." Riku said firmly, stubbornly, even pointedly. (yes this is where you find I why Riku is mad at her) Riku merely kept going to their destination, ignoring most of Kairi's attempts at convincing him to tell her.

Kairi sighed about ready to give up. "Why won't you talk to me today?" Kairi asked the question some may have been wondering themselves, including a few weirdoes out of their houses late at night.

"You forced me into this dress!" Riku spat, his anger showing briefly before getting hidden under his anti-emotion mask. He tugged at the dress-which he was stuck in- angrily

"So did Naminé and Xion! You're still talking to them!" Kairi yelled back at him, if she could she would've crossed her arms.

It was quite a scene. A lobster yelling at a man-bride with an ax in the head. Not to mention Port Royal didn't have Halloween.

"Yeah but they aren't the ones that got the dress." Riku stated, all emotion hidden by the anti-emotion mask, what a kill joy.

"Sora's the one who bought it!" Kairi pointed out somewhat defensively. She didn't know he wore a anti-emotion mask, and the emotionless face was starting to unnerve her.

"Yeah but you asked him for it!" Riku countered. "Let's just get this over with now. Shall we?"

"Oh yeah the lobsters." Kairi muttered, having forgotten they'd come to steal people's lobsters from the fishing boats. She also didn't get why people were staring at her when they were at the general area the fishing boats congregated at.

Every time they got on the fishing boats and stole the lobsters the fisherman would run screaming for fear, thinking it was the KING of lobsters come to take his revenge and a man-bride with an ax in the head.

"Why are they scared?" Kairi asked Riku when they cleared the last fishing boat and were heading back to the gummi ship to meet with everyone else.

"You were forced into a really good costume." Riku lied easily, the anti-emotion mask helping. He was injecting each of the lobsters with something.

"Oh." Kairi said when they reached the ship, seeing Sora tied up and unconscious and a whole lotta lamp oil boxes next to him. "Well, Xion took care of one of her missions I see."

(You'd think Kairi would be worried about Sora!)

Xion (Phase 1)

Xion sighed lugging a special garbage bag that had more room on the inside than it looked on the outside. "Wait. I can use a dark corridor." Xion realized opening a dark corridor and tossing the bag in and was about to follow when she saw a blur run past, then heard a rapid knocking on a nearby door.

Xion looked to see none other, than that sugar demon Roxas. The moment she looked she regretted it because Roxas looked back and his eyes lit up. "CANDY!" That was probably the only understandable word that could be spoken when Roxas was all sugar demon.

"AHH!" Xion screamed jumping through the dark corridor, but not closing it, and of course Roxas jumped in after her.

Everyone (End phase 1, begin phase 2)

Shortly after Kairi and Riku had arrived Naminé had soon followed. Not long after a garbage bag flew out of a dark corridor and landed on the still unconscious Sora. Rku had checked and anounced it was Xion's. Now everyone was wondering why Ms. Weirdo hadn't followed.

But they soon found out, because she flew out the dark corridor and landed on Riku. And she was shortly followed by the one and only sugar demon present in Port Royal, only Roxas landed on his feet on top of the gummi ship.

"CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!" Roxas screamed for candy in a crazed maniac kind of way, which worried everyone that was conscious.

"I'm not a piece of candy!" Xion yelled at him. "I'm a giant blood-sucking leech." She stated indignantly crossing her arms and pouting her lips.

"NJS CANDY!" Roxas screamed very much sounding crazed.

"Roxas, we'll give you all our candy if you do us a favor." Kairi called up to him, afraid he'd destroy the gummi ship if they weren't careful.

"DCHBEH CANDY!CANDY!CANDY!" Roxas yelled fast, and manically.

"Set up the table, and put a lobster on each plate with some lamp oil." Kairi instructed.

In five blinks of an eye Roxas had jumped off the ship, gotten the extremely long table set up, place a lobster on each plate with lamp oil, and even added decor.

"Thanks Roxas, we'll give you the candy tomorrow." Kairi said, watching the lobsters(which were still alive bye the way) as she stepped onto the table.

"CANDY!" Roxas screamed worse than any scream you'll every hear.

That woke Sora up. And for a minute the entire world of Port Royal was deaf.

"Well, that'll get everyone over here." Kairi stated, as she spoke people started arriving and taking seats at the table Roxas had set up.

Then of course the legendary Captain Jack Sparrow showed up but stopped when he saw Kairi, froze, put his hands up as if in surrender, turned on his heel and ran screaming flailing his arm while doing so.

"I guess he has a fear of lobsters." Sora stated dumbly.

"What do you mean? He couldn't even see the lobsters on the plates." Kairi stated confused.

"Well you are dressed like one." Sora stupidly pointed out.

"What!" Kairi looked very mad.

Roxas ran away, and then reappered with a huge mirror showing it to Kairi then running off and disappearing again..

Flames licked about Kairi's costume, and then suddenly turned into a great blaze, lighting all the plates with actual lobsters on fire in the proccess. The plate flames had hit whoever was leaning over a plate or had some part of their body over the plate. Oh, and then the lobsters (still alive!) attacked the burned peole, and to make things worse, they were flaming lobsters now.

"Riku? I meant to ask, but how are the lobsters still alive?" Naminé questioned curiously. (time to learn a lobster's secret to apparent immortality)

"Gave them death proof injections. Now will someone get me out of this dress!" Riku demanded the lasr part of the other three.

"Hmm... wonder how Axel and Demyx's Halloween has been." Xion mused thoughtfully, thus pulling us on to more of this odd Halloween tale.

Axel's Halloween Night-A Brief Summary (Land of Dragons)

"WHAHOO!" Axel yelled as he ran, dressed in flames-literally-and running all over the Land of Dragons, setting fire every step he took. He had paused sensing a disturbance in the pyromaniac world (when Kairi bust in flames) but quickly dismissed it and got back to running, only to run off a cliff. "SHIT!" He used a dark corridor to the Castle That Never Was landing the the Gray Area, still in flames.

Axel got to his feet to see he wasn't alone. Saïx was sitting in a chair and sighed. "Those fire proof carpets were one of the best investments we've ever made.

Luxord and Xigbar had been playing poker with Hades, a rabbit and a squirrel. "Hey, Axel, wanna play? We can deal you in next round!" Xigbar called out.

Larxene was also sitting on a chair, only she was sharpening some knives, throwing one that narrowly missed Axel.

"I love you too Larxene." Axel said with a smirk before adding to Xigbar, "who's winning?"

"Who do you think?" Xigbar jammed if thumb in the squirrel's direction.

Axel chuckled. "You're loosing your touch there Luxord."

"Shut it you illiterate git!" Luxord spat at Axel.

Axel snickered. "Yeah deal me in."

Demyx's Halloween Night-A Brief Summary (Atlantica)

Demyx played his song. {Lines removed due to terribleness} Fish people screamed his name for more, some fangirls even tackled him, after a while he took the easy way out, a dark corridor, and turned up at the Gray Area where Axel was throwing fire at a rabbit and a squirrel which were skillfully dodging every ball of fire thrown their way, Hades was merely watching the entertainment, Luxord was crying, Xigbar was shooting holes in the ceiling for no particular reason, Saïx was muttering about how he knew they should've gotten a Xigbar proof ceiling, and Larxene was sharpening her knives.

Sora, Riku, Xion and Naminé (Port Royal)

Everyone still alive that could move without pain shrugged their shoulders to Xion's question.

"So when's Kairi going to be back?" Sora asked a little curiously.

"Judging by circumstance sometime between Christmas and St. Patrick's Day." Naminé stated thoughtfully.

Everyone nodded.

"So now what?" Xion asked looking bored again already.

"Head home, start planning our Thanksgiving, hope Kairi doesn't come back early, and enjoy Roxas' sugar hangover once it comes aroound." Riku summarized their after Halloween schedual.

"Thanks to Kairi we owe him candy too... wanna raid Kairi's house for candy?" Xion suggested.

Everyone that remained gave a small nod.

"Oh Roxas! We're going to get you your candy!" Naminé called out to no where in specific.

In a flash of purple lightning Roxas was back. "CANDY!"

Iteresting holiday don't you think? Make sure to visit for What Do Turkeys and Cows Have In Common? On Thanksgiving.