Darcia looked at AJ. The evening had been good. Not overly great, but good. What she could have expected from a first date with someone that she wasn't sure about to begin with. After dinner they had ended here on everyone's favorite pub, and several of their friends were there.
"They wanna bring him to play golf? He's gonna drool all over the clubs and ruin the course," AJ said.
She looked over at him. She had only been listening with half an ear to AJ and Finn's conversation, but she had heard enough to know that Finn had a friend with a handicapped cousin, and that friend wanted to teach his cousin to play golf since the cousin had expressed interest in the sport.
"I'm not saying I agree with him, but I'm not going, so it's not my place to say anything," Finn said.
"At least they'll not what his handicap is," AJ laughed. "Am I right, fellows?"
He looked around, but only Finn chuckled at his joke.
"No? Where's your sense of humor? Darcia, you find it funny, right?" He asked.
"No," she answered.
She stood up, wrapped her scarf around her neck, and then put on her jacket.
"Where are you going?" He asked.
"Home," she answered. "Thank you for tonight, but I don't see this working out between us, AJ."
She walked out of the bar, and AJ rolled his eyes to all of their friends.
"Talk about being sensitive. Jesus, it was a joke," he said.
"You're a fucking moron. Her brother is handicapped. Even if he wasn't, you'd still be a moron," Cesaro said.
"Ah Christ, better do some damage control," AJ said.
"She's not gonna sleep with you," Cesaro said.
"No one's said no to me before," AJ said.
He got up, and hurried out of the bar.
"How long until his ego gets hurt?" Cesaro asked.
"With Darcia? Two minutes tops. No one talks shit about her brother and gets a free pass for it," Sheamus grinned. "No, AJ will be sleeping alone tonight."
Darcia hadn't made it far before feet came running towards her.
"Darcia!" AJ yelled.
He grabbed her shoulder, and spun her around. She pulled out of his grip, and took a step backwards.
"I'm sorry, alright? It was just a joke. Just a silly joke," he said.
"I'm not laughing," she said.
"I can see that, but please, forgive me," he said.
"Why?" She asked.
He hadn't expected that question. He tried with a smile, but it wasn't working. She wasn't falling for his usual charm and good looks.
"Come on, don't be like that," he said.
"You know, the sad part is that everyone warned me against going out with you, but I still chose to give you a chance," she said.
"They did?" He asked surprised. "Who?"
"Why don't you go back in there and ask?" She crossed her arms. "I know your game, AJ. You were expecting some easy pussy tonight."
"There's still time," he smirked. "And I'll rock your fucking world. You just gotta let me prove it to you."
She uncrossed her arms, ran her tongue over her lips, and stepped up in front of him. He grinned at her, thinking he had this in the bag once again. She grabbed his dick in a tight grip through his jeans. He whimpered in pain, grabbed her wrist, tried his hardest to make her release his dick, but she only squeezed tighter.
"If you were the last man on earth, I'd go lesbian!" She hissed.
She released his dick, and walked away without another word. He ran a hand through his hair, trying to get his face under control before walking back into the bar. Despite holding his head up high, he was met by laughter all around the table.
"A minute and a half," Sheamus laughed. "I told you."
"I don't know what you're talking about," AJ tried. "I told her goodnight, and sent her home."
"Sure you did," Cesaro laughed.
"Whatever! She's a bitch!" AJ sulked.
"And you're sleeping alone tonight," Cesaro said. "How does it feel to finally get a no?"