Another weird day in the abyss that was Pong... and how would 1 even be able to question it? It's pong.
"So, how do you like you drink?" The paddle of the Left asked.
"It's pixelated, like you." Paddle of the Right responded.
An awkward pose as the two paddles were with the ball of pong, with them having minature versions of themselves to drink.
"...So is that good?" The left questioned.
"Oh it's very good." The right commented.
"This tastes like crap." The pong ball complained.
The two pong paddles proceeded to ram each other into the ball to punish it for daring to have a different perspective on life.