Lazy Gangreen Days
Chapter 1
The city of Townsville on a sunny day with a few clouds rolling in. Yes, this fine city is, surprisingly, having an extremely peaceful day. In fact, it's so peaceful that nothing remotely threatening, or interesting, is happening. Nothing! No crime (and respectively no crime fighting), no festivals, no communion, no emergencies, no congestion, stress, glee, or anything that would be considered remotely exciting. Nothing out of the ordinary is happening, which, as much of an oxymoron this sounds, is, itself, extremely out of the ordinary. Everyone is too bored out of their skulls to even muster up any sort of effort to do anything productive, or even counterproductive. Yup. Things are just plain boring.
Even the villains of Townsville have quit on their plans of world domination for this fine, boring day. Mojo's taking a nap on his armchair, Fuzzy's trying to write a new song on his banjo whilst taking a bath, and Princess is counting her money for the thirty fourth time (She has exactly $23,098,164.07) (on the twenty second time, she decided to put her money in the bank and exchange it for pennies in hopes of killing more time). Seduca's trying on different variations of make-up and hair products, and the Rowdyruff Boys, the ones created to destroy their female counterparts, the Powerpuff Girls, decide to read some RRB+PPG fanfics in hopes of making fun of the authors in disgust (The Powerpuff Girls are also doing the same thing) (NOTE TO ALL RRB+PPG FANFIC AUTHORS: I don't mean to offend, I just threw that in for the lolz). As stated before, it's boring.
Wait a minute, is this a plot I see? Yes, yes it is! The Gangreen Gang is actually doing something remotely interesting! We can see them at their hideout at the city dump sitting around a round, wooden, makeshift table playing blackjack.
"Yeah, I gotsss me 21!" shouted Snake. It wasn't even five seconds later when Ace uppercuts him in the nose. "Hey, what I do?!"
"Your voice is giving me a headache!" Ace shouts.
There was a long silence.
"Derh..." Big Billy decides to break the silence. "Big Billy bored! Big Billy go watch TV now!" He then rushes to the semi-portable 6 inch TV set. But before he gets there...
Grubber blows several short razz-berries, as if forming a sentence.
"Oh yeah, we can't, can we?" Billy says in a respectable tone. "Sorry, Grubber." He then sits back down smiling, with Grubber replying with another razz-berry.
Then, out of the nowhere, Lil Arturo finally says something. "Oh my God, you guys are so boring today! What's gotten into you? You're all acting like a whole bunch of grasshoppers who just smoked some grass after running a marathon! We need to do something! LET'S SET THE TOWN ON FIRE!!!!"
Ace then hits Arturo on the head. "Sorry Arturo, but you're getting annoying."
"Don't have to be mean like that, ya know..." Arturo mumbles to himself.
"BUT," Ace shouts, "he's right. It's totally boring around here, and we need to do something 'bout it!"
The rest of the gang is starring attentively at the leader.
"And we all know that there's only one sure fire way to break a streak of boredom such as this! Billy..."
"Derr... yes, boss?"
"Bring me the CD...!"