TITLE: The Worst Buffy Fanfic Ever
AUTHOR: Spwaddict
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Insanity grasped our young author...and a little Schizophrenia too.
SPOILERS: "G1" "G2" "SR" "BBB" "WSWB" "IRYJ" "BG" "FBF" "TW" "LW" "WTWTA"
PAIRINGS: Me/Your Mamma
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Buffy The Vampire Slayer....And after reading this, you'll know why.
NOTES: Oh, where to start. I was sitting home one day, listening to my lovely "Drag Queens of the Stone Age" when, alas, came a knocking at my door! I went and answered it, thinking it was those wacky girl scouts again. So I opened to door, with my spray bottle filled with dangerous chemicals ready. To my surprise, the only person who stood there was the Demon Of Lame-ness. He put a spell on me, which I believe I'm still under, forcing me to write this p.o.s...Not to worry though, my family doctor says the lame-ness will wear off in 10 to 30 years. So in conclusion, this is the product of reading many bad fanfic's and going completely insane.
***I dedicate this to my home doggs who are in love with Lucy Lawless. Tracy Jay-cat, Guy-sexual, JJJ-man, BadGirlNoW68553444333, Crisp n' Creamy, and Apparations of the Robot!!! : P....SPIKE'S HOT!!!!***
FEEDBACK: Oh, God I don't even expect you to READ it, let alone give me feedback on how horrible it is.
I can't believe you've made it this far....
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"Let the horrors begin." -- Oz
****
Willow walked into the library with Spike on her arm.
"Hi."
She said.
Giles walked out of the office with a book in his hand.
"Hi."
He said back.
"Do you want me to look up the file you need on the mayor?"
She asked, knowing that they needed the file on the mayor to help defeat him.
"Yes."
Giles said....not Spike....didn't want to confuse you by saying 'he said' because there's two 'he's. Got that?
Willow made her way over to the computer and got held down by Spike pulling her into him. He smiled sweetly giving her a kiss.
"Don't think you could leave without a kiss, luv." Spike said. To Willow.
She smiled back and kissed him fondly and passionately.
Giles looked at them with kindness. Though he breifly wondered how Willow and Spike suddenly walked into the library and now have a relationship, since there was no reason or indication for it. Giles just shrugged and figured it was because the author of this p.o.s. was a SP ike and W illow ADDICT....Get it?
Willow turned on the computer and Spike took a near by chair.
Then Faith walks in. Willow says hi and goes back to what she's doing.
"Hi guys." Faith says. "I just came by to say that I'll help you with the mayor anyway I can. Because I'm not evil. And I never slept with Xander."
Spike looked at Faith curiously. "Good bloody thing for that. Stupid poofter gets on my nerves."
Faith looked at Spike. "Yeah, good thing he eloped with Cordelia last week."
Spike continued to look at Faith. "Yeah. Good thing."
Willow made a cute willowey sound of triumph that distracted Spike and Faith from looking at each other.
"I did it. I got in."
Giles came over and looked at the computer.
"That's great Willow. Now we can defeat him."
"You'll need a Slayer for that." A voice from the entrance announced. And then Buffy walked in...No, she strutted in because she thinks that she's all that just because she has a show named after her.
Spike stood up and glared at her. "We have a Slayer." He announced and indicated Faith.
"Yes, but you need a good, decent blonde girl who doesn't ever do anything wrong."
"You thinking your a natural blonde is pretty wrong." Faith retorted.
Buffy was about to respond, but she tripped and fell on the library floor, breaking her neck and dying.
Because no one likes Buffy.
The end.
AUTHOR: Spwaddict
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Insanity grasped our young author...and a little Schizophrenia too.
SPOILERS: "G1" "G2" "SR" "BBB" "WSWB" "IRYJ" "BG" "FBF" "TW" "LW" "WTWTA"
PAIRINGS: Me/Your Mamma
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Buffy The Vampire Slayer....And after reading this, you'll know why.
NOTES: Oh, where to start. I was sitting home one day, listening to my lovely "Drag Queens of the Stone Age" when, alas, came a knocking at my door! I went and answered it, thinking it was those wacky girl scouts again. So I opened to door, with my spray bottle filled with dangerous chemicals ready. To my surprise, the only person who stood there was the Demon Of Lame-ness. He put a spell on me, which I believe I'm still under, forcing me to write this p.o.s...Not to worry though, my family doctor says the lame-ness will wear off in 10 to 30 years. So in conclusion, this is the product of reading many bad fanfic's and going completely insane.
***I dedicate this to my home doggs who are in love with Lucy Lawless. Tracy Jay-cat, Guy-sexual, JJJ-man, BadGirlNoW68553444333, Crisp n' Creamy, and Apparations of the Robot!!! : P....SPIKE'S HOT!!!!***
FEEDBACK: Oh, God I don't even expect you to READ it, let alone give me feedback on how horrible it is.
I can't believe you've made it this far....
~~~~
"Let the horrors begin." -- Oz
****
Willow walked into the library with Spike on her arm.
"Hi."
She said.
Giles walked out of the office with a book in his hand.
"Hi."
He said back.
"Do you want me to look up the file you need on the mayor?"
She asked, knowing that they needed the file on the mayor to help defeat him.
"Yes."
Giles said....not Spike....didn't want to confuse you by saying 'he said' because there's two 'he's. Got that?
Willow made her way over to the computer and got held down by Spike pulling her into him. He smiled sweetly giving her a kiss.
"Don't think you could leave without a kiss, luv." Spike said. To Willow.
She smiled back and kissed him fondly and passionately.
Giles looked at them with kindness. Though he breifly wondered how Willow and Spike suddenly walked into the library and now have a relationship, since there was no reason or indication for it. Giles just shrugged and figured it was because the author of this p.o.s. was a SP ike and W illow ADDICT....Get it?
Willow turned on the computer and Spike took a near by chair.
Then Faith walks in. Willow says hi and goes back to what she's doing.
"Hi guys." Faith says. "I just came by to say that I'll help you with the mayor anyway I can. Because I'm not evil. And I never slept with Xander."
Spike looked at Faith curiously. "Good bloody thing for that. Stupid poofter gets on my nerves."
Faith looked at Spike. "Yeah, good thing he eloped with Cordelia last week."
Spike continued to look at Faith. "Yeah. Good thing."
Willow made a cute willowey sound of triumph that distracted Spike and Faith from looking at each other.
"I did it. I got in."
Giles came over and looked at the computer.
"That's great Willow. Now we can defeat him."
"You'll need a Slayer for that." A voice from the entrance announced. And then Buffy walked in...No, she strutted in because she thinks that she's all that just because she has a show named after her.
Spike stood up and glared at her. "We have a Slayer." He announced and indicated Faith.
"Yes, but you need a good, decent blonde girl who doesn't ever do anything wrong."
"You thinking your a natural blonde is pretty wrong." Faith retorted.
Buffy was about to respond, but she tripped and fell on the library floor, breaking her neck and dying.
Because no one likes Buffy.
The end.