Okay, so this is how it rolls. I wake up, get dressed, get ready for school, go to school, have an average-boring school day, then come home do home work, eat dinner, go to bed.

HELL TO THE FUCKING NO!

I'm way smarter than that!

Okay, so this is how it rolls.

You came in to my life

You cannot separate your self

And I found that round here

In this city

That I won't disappear

In this-

There was a big bang heard next.

"Sakura-chan! Its time to wake up!" yelled my brother Sasori. He's a real pain in the ass sometimes….

"Yeah! Got it Nii-san!" I yelled back.

After 5 short minutes, I actually made it out of my bed! A flippen' miracle it was.

I got into the [large] bathroom to see it all perfectly neat. Just like me! I picked up a bar of soap and went into the shower.

20 minutes later, I came out, all-nice a squeaky-clean. I went to my preferably large walk in closet. I put on a pair of white short shorts, then a plaid red trucker's shirt.

After that, I put on white knee-high socks and dark red Nike Air Jordan's. Red and white make pink!

Next did my hair-I let it down-and next I went to go down stairs to get my beloved breakfast-BUT not before I checked the time!

7:45

Oh

Shit

School started at 8:00 on the dot.

FUCKEN SHIT

I ran down the never ending stairs-I couldn't be late for the first fucking day of school!

In the kitchen, I picked up a piece of toast, there was only 1 left, and I guess Sasori already left…

Okay, next I picked up my car keys and headed towards the garage. Yup, Sasori definitely left. His Silver Aston Martin was gone. I got in to my silver Mercedes Benz convertible. I revved up the engine and literally zoomed off to school.

7:53

Okay I have some time… sort of… I went to what looked like an office. The school was pretty fucking amazing if I do say so myself. It's elegant and modern at the same time.

"Hello!" "Oink" "My name's Shizune! I am the vice principal! You are Sakura Haruno, am I correct?" she asked politely.

"Yep" I replied.

"I have your schedule! Here!" she happily handed it to me with a large grin.

"Thanks" I said with a genuine smile.

She blushed "Oh you're welcome! You're so cute!!!!!!" she said trying hard not to hug me.

I smiled and left. She must be on happy pills or something… I dunno.

I then looked at my schedule.

1P: HATAKE, KAKASHI-HOMEROOM

2P: HATAKE, KAKASHI-HOMEROOM

3P: GAI-P.E.

4P: HINOKU, ASUMA-MATH

LUNCH

5P: YUUHI, KURENAI-ART

6P: OROCHIMARU-SCIENCE

7P: EBISU-SEX ED

'Omg they have sex Ed here? What weirdoes…' I thought

'Now if I could only-'

"Peek-a-boo!!" yelled a crack-head blond

"Ino-chyannnn!!! I yelled back

People stared at us as we had our Oh-so-dramatic hug

"Hey, meet TenTen and Hinata-chan!" She showed me to two girls-one with twin buns on each side of her head, and the other with dark coloured hair [I could have sworn I saw little purple streaks]. "TenTen's sorta tomboyish and Hinata is really daring. She used to be shy!"

It turned out that they are all similar to me.

They're playgirls.

Well not so much of Hinata because she's already committed in a relationship with some guy called… Naruko? Whatever I forgot.

You all reading are thinking that I'm pretty retarded right?

'Pshh She's not a playgirl! She's lame!'

Well my pretties… You haven't seen me in smexy action, have you? Yeah that's what I thought.

Then something caught my eye. A… boy? He had onyx eyes that a sista could get trapped in and not manages to escape out.

He was wearing a gray T-shirt with a black Volcom jacket and brown/tan skinny jeans with dark blue Nike Air Jordan's. Pretty hot if you asked me, but of course I would never admit it aloud.

"That dude, the one you're checking out, that's Uchiha Sasuke. Major playboy, maybe as good as you…" Ino told me.

"Yeah and the guy with long brown hair to his ass is Neji." Neji was wearing black skinny jeans with a spiky belt and had unusual moon-like eyes. Like Hinata's! Must be relatives of some sort. Remind me to ask later.

"The guy on the right of Sasuke is Naruto, Hinata's Boyfriend." TenTen also pointed out. He was wearing an orange jacket with light blue pants and orange Nike Air Jordan's. He was pretty cute-besides his fashion sense. That was a big no-no!

"And lastly, the one to the right of Naruto, is Shikamaru." It was a boy with hair tied up in a high ponytail. Looked like a… Pineapple! Wow. Anyhow, he was wearing a dark green shirt and black board shorts with green Nike Air Jordan's.

After I analyzed their appearances, they walked me to my homeroom. Only Hinata had the same class as me. In fact, she had all her classes with me, and Ino has all the same classes as TenTen. What a coincidence, ne?

Hinata's pretty loud. She yelled at all the boys that where checking mine and her body out. Oh, I didn't tell you, she was wearing ripper skinny jeans with a dark blue Hollister tube top. She was pretty cute-not that I liked her or anything.

When we got to our class, we took seats in the back. [The seats are like university seats, like in the Naruto academy] I got a seat right next to the large window on the right, with Hinata right behind me. She sat next to Naruko-I mean Naruto. The second he sat down she threw her hands up around his neck while he snaked his hands around her small waist. Aw… so cute. It was really cute until a girl with short orange hair in a bowl cut style walked up to them and threw a cup full of water at Hinata.

"Slut, stop making out with my Naruto-kun!" she bitchily yelled. "Naruto-kun you know you can do better than that trash~" she purred into Naruto's ear.

Hinata just stood there shocked. Stunned. Confused. Angrily. All the above. It wasn't her to stand up and say something-she was far to flabbergast to blink-but it was I.

"What?" I screeched. "What the fuck was that?"

"Hey mind your own beeswax pinky," she snapped at me.

Anger got to my head and the first thing in my head was my solution. I grabbed Naruto's purple Gatorade and dumped it into her hair.

"Take that," I stated. "You touch my friend again and there will be needles instead of Gatorade in your ugly hair." I threatened.

I won't go down with out a fight.

With that her eyes swelled up with tears and she ran out of the room right next to a certain Uchiha.

Everyone stared at me.

Uh-oh… I might get suspend-

Suddenly, everyone started cheering and clapping loudly.

"S-Sakura-chan, Ami is the toughest bitch-slut in this school!! You just brought her DOWN!!!! Woo!!!!!" he yelled and cheered.

"Thanks soooo much Sakura-chan!! You are the bestest friend in the world!!!" Hinata yelled. She then glomped her in a bone crushing hug.

RRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Went the bell

Just then a silver haired man ran in the room.

"Hello class! I am your sensei, Hatake, Kakashi! I will be teaching you Homeroom stuff!!" he yelled excitedly. "You all can just hang out for the next two periods I guess…"

I looked to my right, and there I saw that kid, Uchiha Sasuke…

Boohoo cliffy! This didn't take too long I guess… just like an hour or two. Its midnight: thirty here and I'm tired shitless.

By the way, everyone is going to be wearing Nike High tops cuz they're fucking awesome.

No flames please!! ^.

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