Berserk sat on the edge of a rooftop, looking out on the city she was now forced to inhabit, the City of Townsville, the Powerpunk Girl sighed as she pulled out her pack of cigarettes, lit one up with her laser vision and took a long drag. "You know smoking's bad for you, right?"
Oh good, the fun police have arrived, "No Blossom, as a matter of fact, I didn't. Thank you for this enlightening bit of information, you've really rocked my world, Sir Austin Bradford Hill" she said sarcastically, she took another drag before speaking again "He was the guy that discovered the link between cigarettes and cancer by the way"
Blossom gave her evil twin a confused look, "Why do you know that?"
Berserk shrugged "Doesn't matter. Anyway, what do you want? I'm sure you didn't come up here just to bother me for a medical lecture"
The hero crossed her arms "I came up here to keep an eye on you" she said sternly
"Christ, don't you ever take a break?" she asked, taking one last drag of her smoke and tossing it off the building
"Evil doesn't rest, so neither do I"
Berserk rolled her eyes, "Well, little miss hero, evil is resting right here in front of you, so either take a seat or piss off, I don't care either way. Unless of course you're trying to foil my evil plot to watch the sunset"
Blossom sighed "Fine, but only because I don't trust you enough to leave you alone" she took a seat on the edge next to her evil counterpart
"So where are your sisters? It's weird seeing you without them" Berserk asked, genuinely curious
"Buttercup's patrolling the city and Bubbles is out on a date with Brick" she answered simply, "What about yours'?"
"Brute's out doing whatever and Brat's probably out ruining Bubbles' and Brick's date like the jealous idiot she is" she explained, sighing as she pulled out another cigarette, "Want one?"
Blossom shook her head "No thank you, I'd prefer to keep my lungs clean"
Berserk rolled her eyes "Come on, can't you just do something bad for once in your life?"
"Hey, I've done plenty of bad things"
"Oh yeah? Name one"
Blossom thought for a moment before she came up with something "When I was five, I stole a set of golf clubs"
Berserk gave her a curious look "Why the hell would you steal a set of golf clubs?"
"Well, I wanted to get my dad something nice for fathers day" she answered causing her evil doppelganger to burst into a fit of laughter, "What's so funny?" Blossom asked
"Even when you're breaking the law you're doing it to be nice to someone, you are the biggest goody two shoes I've ever met"
Blossom crossed her arms in a huff "Whatever, I'm not a bad person, I don't really get off on doing bad things"
"Well can you at least do something impulsive?"
"Like what?"
"I don't know, something unexpected! You're so predictable, it's boring. Do something crazy, smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, cut your hair short, kiss another girl, just do something!"
Blossom shrugged "Okay", she then pushed Berserk off the building
"Oh shiiit!" she shouted as she fell, moments later she floated back up and placed herself back in her spot, she laughed lightly "Alright, that was pretty good", she turned to face Blossom only to see her staring back at her, "What? Do I got something on my face?", her double just continued to stare at her, and honestly, it was kind of creeping her out, "Bloss-"
Berserk's sentence was cut short when Blossom's lips came crashing into hers, the kiss only lasting a few seconds before the hero pulled back, "So... was that unexpected enough for you?"
Berserk was still stunned by what had just happened, just barely finding the words to answer "Uh, yeah. Good job"
The two sat in silence for a few minutes before Blossom spoke up "Huh, I guess that was my first kiss"
"Seriously?"
"Well, my first kiss that didn't make someone explode" she specified
"Well uh, it was mine too" Berserk admitted feeling embarrassed, "Wait, what do you mean, make someone explode?" she asked, changing the subject
"It's a long story, I'll tell you some other time"
The evil twin smirked "Oh, so there's gonna be a 'some other time'? I don't think your sisters would be too happy about you hanging out with a villain"
Blossom gave a smirk in return "Like yours' would be ecstatic to hear that you're hanging out with a hero?"
Berserk nodded "Good point. But there's no reason anyone has to know about this, I can keep a secret if you can"
"Sounds good to me" Blossom said, nodding in agreement
The girls sat a while longer as they watched the sun go down on the horizon, a few minutes later Berserk got up to leave, "Same time tomorrow?"
"You know it, somebody's gotta make sure you're not out causing any trouble" Blossom smirked
Berserk rolled her eyes "Whatever, see ya around. Who knows, maybe next time you'll get to second base" she winked before flying away
Blossom watched her leave, blushing as she did, "Yeah, see ya around" she said under her breath.
A/N: Guys, I did it again, I found another weird ship I like, and I think I want to do more with it. I might do more Blossom/Berserk one-shots in addition to Bubbles the Ruff and all of the other projects I've been procrastinating because I'm a busy idiot.
So what do you think? Do you want more of this? Let me know with a review.