TOW Rachel's over Ross

A/N: I am trying my best to emulate the Writers. I know I have used and altered some existing Friends dialogue like the Infamous Joey "Moo" explanation, and the Radio.

Setting: This is set after the one with the Ski Trip, Ross went home, and the gang have just returned from their trip. Rachel is now over Ross. Rachel has a new friend "Rick". None of the Gang are dating…

Disclaimer: I own none of the Friends, they belong to NBC, Warner Bros. And Bright/Kauffman/Crane productions

This is written in Script form, please review, I will give previews to those who review!

(Scene 1 Central Perk, Ross is the only one there)

The Gang walk in.

Rach: That was such a great trip.

Mon: ( In typical fashion ) I know!

Seeing Ross

Rach: Oh no.

Phoe: Oh come on Rach, we talked about this, you're over him. Surprising though, I thought he was your Lobster, and I'm almost never wrong.

Rach: Still, I'm not comfortable being near him, he hurt me too bad.

Mon: Aw Honey, you'll forget that soon. Come on lets go shopping.

The girls leave. Joey and Chan walk over and sit down on the orange couch

Chan: Hey Man, how you been?

Ross: Terrible, I spent the whole weekend just remembering. Was that her?

Chan: Naw.

Joey: Yeah that was Rac...

Chandler kicks Joey

Joey: Owww, Racow.

Chan: Yeah That was Racow, a girl we met in Little Bangkok. Joey's got a little crush on her.

Ross: Huh.

Joey (visibly nervous trying to change the subject): Man, I still can't believe she found out, we had the trail sussed out. Ooh muffins

Joey gets up and runs to Gunther

Chan: Dude, you have to get over her, she's gonna meet someone else somewhere.

Joey returns

Joey: Yeah man, first she's gonna get a crush, then she's gonna go on a date, the she's not gonna stop talking about him, then they'll get married, then you'll get married and confess your love for her on your deathbed. And you'll die miserable.

Chan: Joey, you know we're trying to make him feel better, right?

Joey: What did I say.

Chan: You were dropped as a child weren't you Joe.

Joey: ( Mouth full of muffin) Huh?

( Cut to Girls apartment )

The Girls are sitting around drinking Jack Daniels and Coke. There are loads of Bloomingdale bags everywhere.

Rach: I can't believe I still feel terrible, I mean usually Burberry sales cheer me up, but nothing. Mon, I hate your stupid brother.

Mon: Hey, My Brother is a doctor.

Phoe: And a medical Marvel.

Mon( Yelling): Shut up Pheebs. Don't even go there.

Rach Jumps back and knocks over her glass.

Mon: Oh my god Oh my god, quick grab towels, Plan 74, Plan 74.

Mon Runs to her cupboard and pulls out a box marked 74, it has a mini mop and bleach, and she begins to clean.

Phoe: Should I give her some Novocain?

Rach: She is a little worked up, wait why do you have Novocain.

Phoe: Oh I went to the dentist, and took he gave me some free samples.

Rach: Gave you?

Phoe: Fine, I took them from Dr Schwartz's car ( Rach looks puzzled) He's some guy I knew on the streets, he tried to take my teeth when I was asleep.

Rach: Huh, Hey do you think Rick is going to call?

Mon ( stops cleaning): Oh my god, you just broke up with my brother and you already want to sleep with someone else, was my brother not good enough for you.

Phoe: Okay, just calm down Mon, She doesn't want to sleep with him, and looking back, he wasn't, was he.

Monica storms into her room

Phoe: Don't worry, she's not the boss of you.

Rach: I know.

Phoe: And Who is?

Rach (meekly): You.

Cut to Central Perk, the whole gang are there.

Chan: So Doug slaps goes to slap me on the ass and I turn around…

Mon: Ouch, he hit you the stomach.

Chan: No, No lower.

All: Woah!

Gunther(Thinking): Hey Rachel, I was wondering maybe, if you wanted to go on a date sometime, no. ( spits in Ross's coffee )

Ross: So Rach, I was thinking about us and…

Rach: Ross, we weren't on a Break, and Jurassic park could of happened.

Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK! Wait What…

Ross Runs out.

Mon: That was cruel.

Rach: And sleeping with a copy girl wasn't.

Mon: Let it go! He was upset, and drunk, besides, you slept with Mark.

Rach: How dare you!

Monica storms out.

(Cut to Girls apartment, Phoebe and Rachel)

Rach: Are you sure we should do this again, last time we nearly burned down the building.

Phoe: Didn't it work last time, because if you disbelieve my faith, I'm gonna have to pound on you a little bit. Besides Ross didn't give you grappa did he.

Rach: You're right most of what I have is his fossil crap. Okay lets do this…

Half an Hour later. Firemen are coming out of the apartment

Rach: Again, Mr. Treeger, we are soo so sorry.

Treeger walks out

Joey Walks in

Phoe: So I guess we have to dance around naked huh.

Joey: Oh my.

The Girls both look at Joey

Joey: Don't worry, I'll just sit and watch.

Commercial Break.

Phoe: Okay, so burning didn't work, lets write a list saying what we think his faults are, then at the end we'll compare notes.

Rach: That's actually a good Idea, okay meet you back here in half an hour.

Rachel runs into her room.

(Cut to Joey's apartment)

The guys are sitting around eating Chinese food, Ross walks in, and the guys are watching Baywatch.

Ross: Hi

Chan: Hey man, how you holding up.

Ross: Not great I mean…

Joey: Chandler, they're running, look they're running.

Chandler turns round

Chandler. Run Yasmine, Run, run, run!

Baywatch cuts to commercial.

Joey: Look man you've got to either get over her or win her back, like a quack.

Chan: A Quack Joe?

Joe: Yeah, The duck, when he argues with the Chick, either walks away, or flaps his wings in the chicks face, he's quack.

Ross: Huh. Wait a minute, I'm so stupid, What if…

Cut to Rachel's apartment. The Radio is on.

Phoebe walks in. Rach has been crying.

Phoe: Hey, Rach, what's wrong

Rach: It's just remembering, you know, you can't just stop loving someone.

Phoe: Yeah I know, but this is why we're here. Kinda ironic though, he made a list to get "Onto you" and you're making a list to get over him.

Pheebs laughs. Rachel doesn't laugh

Phoe: Woah tough crowd, so what did you get.

Rach: Ok, I got, Jealous, possessive, boring, and I don't have much in common with him, Pheebs, what did you get?

Phoe: I got distracted by a more urgent issue.

Rach: Oh my God, what happened.

Phoe: Joey called and wanted a new nickname.

Rach: You didn't try to save my mental stability because a hungry, horny Italian didn't like his name.

Phoe: Hey. He didn't make more than a few passes and lewd comments, so he wasn't that Horny. And besides can you blame him, I mean look at me.

Rach (exasperated): Okay fine, well what did you get?

Phoe: Joey ( Looks pleased with herself ) (Thinks) Aw Crap.

The Song Stops, The radio announcer is the same one that was announcing on the night when Ross dedicated that song for Rach.

( She will be addressed as Ann)

Ann: Rachel, this is from Ross to you, begging your forgiveness.

With or without you comes on,

See the stone set in your Eyes

See the thorn twist in your side

I'll wait for you

Rachel picks up the Phone

Ann: Hang on, Rachel has called me and this is the same Ross who did this about a year ago, Rachel, here at FM 95.8 We think you can do better. He sounds like a horrible person, here's a song we feel is more appropriate.

The Asshole song by Jimmy Buffett comes on

Credits

(Cut to Joeys apartment)

The guys are sitting around the radio, Ross and Chandler are sitting around looking blankly at the radio, and Joey is humming along. The guys look at him. His eyes suddenly widen like in TOW the red sweater.

Chan: There it is.

Ross puts his head in his hands.

End

A/N: This is my first ever script, I hope you like it, Please review, and tell what you think, I have my major storyline , but need some filler for the episodes, so please make some suggestions.

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