Disclaimer= I do not own Haruhi Suzumiya. All goes to Kyoto Animation and Nagaru Tanigawa. I gain no money from this.
~I have no idea why you chose me. ~
~Or why you have the whole world in your hands~
~Why make my life so miserable in the process? `~
~Sadly they said that this is my destiny~
~Then who am I to question it? ~
Because that can't be stopped~
~Instead, hear this snarky and sarcastic narrator's plea. ~
~Because as you see, I'm in no position to flee~
~ I'm sending out a SOS. ~
~Because I'm falling in love with a Goddess`~
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